" Ahhhh, Damnit he stuck my stapler in jello again. This is the third time he's done this. you should discipline him"
"how do you know that tim did it"
"Well he's been doing it ever since I told him i was scared of jello, i just dont like the way it wiggles"

so last night i watched the first three episodes of the original The Office, the brittish

Coming back from poker and seeing this:

You fail franky: OLU = AWESOME

and waking up to see this:
XoScOoBiEsNaCkoX: i just wanna thank you so much
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so i finally saw the famous picture of me in the gym. you'd think since i go there several times a week i would have noticed it.

according to ninjaburger.com i am the greatest ninja to have ever lived. so how about that

currently listening: FUNCOLAND VERSUS THE SOUTHERN ELECTORATE by bomb the music industry

hey, did you know that the president and his administration are above the law?

i wish i could just blow them.

Donald Rumsfeld: blow on him!
George Bush: blow on him!
Blow on it like an old Nintendo.

This is how we solve all the problems in the world

I was thinking about friends of mine because of a survey question that asked who was your first best friend. it was micheal mccarthy, im sure he was my first friend period considering we live in the same neighborhood. But then I think about how i'm not really good friends with anybody that I was friends with when i was younger. Only danny swann, ( Read more... )

once again olu cant sleep. i wanted to update on the dumb ass new orleans mayor, but i wont. I'd like to say I love my roosevelt friends. They are awesome and they make everyday so much better. I wish I went to umd just so i could see them all the time ( Read more... )

Currently Listening: The Eminem Show- 'Till I collapse
Sometimes you just feel tired, feel week.
When you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up.
But you gotta search within you.
Gotta find that inner strength
And just pull that shit outta you
And get that motivation, to not give up
And not be a quitter.
No matter how bad you ( Read more... )

Currently Listening: Searching for a Former Clarity- From Her Lips To God's Ears (The Energizer)
The presidents giving a speech in Georgetown
To remember the voice of a slain civil rights leader,
Do you understand what the martyrs stood for?
Oh Condoleeza do you get the fucking joke?

Condoleeza
Condoleeza
Condoleeza
What are we gonna do now?

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I have a new layout

Currently Listening: Hot Fuss
- all these things that ive done
if you liked remember the titans then you'll like glory road . its the same movie except for basketball just like walk the line is the white ray, they just had thee same life story, well except a few things like ray is black and plays the piano and oh he's ( Read more... )