Hey. HEY.

Gimme all your snack cakes, you lousy greedy people!

I mean it. Do it or I'll put a hurtin' on you guys, and don't think I won't! So cough 'em up.

... But not literally. That's gross.

I-I'm a shota character?! I don't remember signing up for this at the front desk!

Now I only appeal to a very small target audience! This sucks.

... I wish Kagami was here.

In the year 2008, Star Date March Something-or-another, dozens of unidentifiable humanoids invaded the City.

My mission? To use my awesome powers and moves to defeat them. And maybe gain some major EXP in the process.

FIGHT ME, KNAVES AND COWARDS!

You know, I once met a guy in a chatroom whose birthday was February 29th. So when he was 24, he celebrated his 8th birthday. Or was it 6th?Wouldn't it really suck to be born on a day that only happens every four years? Maybe we should just change the time system. We could measure time in episodes, and then each new generation would be a different ( Read more... )

ANOTHER KABOOM!

... Hey, is it February already?

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!

... Gee, Great Haruhi is tall.

[OOC; Switched with Haruhi. XD Konata is in heaven. She'll probably be around singing Hare Hare Yukai.]

Hey. HEY.

Is it too much to ask for a single chocolate cornet??

Dumb City-place....

... Anybody got their brains eaten?

Excel, better prepare those ninja-flame-lasers.

... Kaboom.

... Uh. Christmas already? Did I miss it? Spent too much time playing video games....

I got all you cool people presents out of one of those crane machines. (Tracy, you get nothing.) If you want them, come get 'em.

Chiyo, you are a wonderful cook. Never leave me.

Eh, Greedo? Where's my manga? You've had 'em forever and a week!

[OOC; ... ( Read more... )