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[luvsmelikearock]

SO, MY ROOMMATE, ELISA, TOLD ME THIS CRAZY STORY LAST NIGHT.

Elisa's best friend's friend (and you probably stopped reading because the story is already too confusing) has a pet snake. Now, for some reason, this girl thinks it's a great idea to SLEEP with the SNAKE in her BED. The girl wakes up one morning after a wonderful slumber and rolls over to

Comments

[rockmysocksred]

This story should be submitted to The Onion.

[luvsmelikearock]

I didn't even know you could submit stories to the The Onion!

[rockmysocksred]

Hah, I actually don't know. I just think it's Onion-worthy.

[luvsmelikearock]

hahah, for sure.

[hardtosay]

This is one of the greatest things I have read in a really long time.

What really helps, is you are so fantastical at telling stories...so it makes it THAT MUCH BETTER.

[luvsmelikearock]

hahahahhah yaaaayyy thank youuuu!!!!
BY THE WAY. I LOVE those wedding pictures that you took. Really. They're beautiful.

[hardtosay]

Why thank you darling. :D

[spamtastik]

i'm glad that i just shuddered hard core after reading that and almost made the "ew gross" noise loudly, in the middle of my class....but i did't.

gross and creepy.

[luvsmelikearock]

yeah, isn't that disgusting? disgusting.