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[luvtearsusapart]

Ogilvie needs to stop bloody hitting on me!
I don't love him and I never will!
And he'd better stop advertising that goddamn Joy Division vibrator before I come back from the dead some night and shove it so far up his arse, it comes out of his mouth.
I'm flattered that he thinks I'm handsome though...

Comments

[kevin_ogilvie]

It's okay, Ian. I still hate your guts. I just posted that in order to get on your nerves. I see it's worked. ;)

[luvtearsusapart]

*Mutters*

[trentsjournal]

i wish ogre would go back to hitting on me instead...*whines*

[luvtearsusapart]

... Has he ever done that?

[trentsjournal]

yes, but he stopped doing it after awhile. i don't know why...

[luvtearsusapart]

Because he was too busy pretending in love with me.

[david_duke]

I'm really fucking bored, Ian. Why don't you stop jerking off and come insult me?

[ex_snicker878]

Ian, I feel I should be the first to tell you: Natalie had a four-way with me, Ogre, and Twiggy.

[luvtearsusapart]

*Faints dead away*

[ex_snicker878]

*Snickers*