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[luvtearsusapart]

That bastard kevin_ogilvie broke my daughter's heart.
I've decided against killing him, and settled on simple castration.

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[natalie_curtis]

*Cries and sniffles* Daddy, please kill Trent Reznor.

[luvtearsusapart]

Oh. Okay, poppet. Anything for my little girl.

[trentsjournal]

*looks for a good hiding place*

[depechedave]

It will be years and years before my daughter is ready to date, but the thought of anyone breaking her heart pisses me off. I see where you're coming from.