FUCKING HELL.
For Wintermas, I'd like a pocket Perl guide. I NEED to use it for this project I'm working on, but it's proving somewhat difficult to find a simple exec()-type function (among other things that I DON'T need a fucking reference for to do in Python or C, ffs) in the gobs of tutorials/wannabe reference guides online.
I could have finished this hours ago...
To think that I used to use this scripting language for all sorts of shit that it really shouldn't be used for all the time and now I'm reduced to THIS.