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[luxover]

The luxover drabble machine!!

I've got nothing doing tomorrow, so prompt me if you're interested. You guys know what football and AI7 pairings I'm familiar with, but I'll also write some One Direction if your name is tankshallkill or if you just ask really really nicely. :)

FILLED PROMPTS (WILL BE UPDATED):

FOOTBALL: Alcantaras Mafia AU, as part of this 'verse.

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[luxover]

Liam’s only an hour into his shift and is restocking a bunch of Lady Gaga albums when a hand waves a copy of Zayn’s newest album in front of his face and a silly voice says, “Love me!”

Liam rolls his eyes and turns around, and it’s just Louis standing there, which would make perfect sense except for how Louis has the day off.

“Oh, come on,” Louis says, and he holds the cover art of Zayn in front of his face and wiggles it back and forth. “I’m newly single.” And then removing the picture, he adds, “Cheer up, you big mope.”

“I know, I know,” Liam says, and he goes back to restocking, because Louis is right, if he’s going to be honest; Liam really, really wants to go to the Zayn concert that night, but he’s stuck working, and Louis can’t cover his shift because it’s his mom’s birthday, and no one else wanted to cover for him because they’re all terrible coworkers who are actually going to be at the concert. There’s nothing that Liam can do about it, and so he should stop complaining

[luxover]

Liam tosses all the albums in his hand back into the cardboard box on the floor and shakes his head. “I’ve been a fan of Zayn since his first album,” he says, “which no one else even knew about until he already made it big, and I still haven't seen him live. I didn’t even like hip-hop until him, okay, so this is kind of a big deal to me. And he’s like the most gorgeous person alive, and probably looks about sixteen times better in person, only I won’t ever know, because I’ll be here tonight, while everyone else is nine short blocks away at his show.”

“I’m sorry for your loss,” Louis says solemnly, and then as if to show his sympathy, he pats Liam on the shoulder and says, “You’re not wearing your name tag. I’ll go in the back and get it for you.”

Liam keeps restocking and Louis doesn’t resurface from the back room for over twenty minutes. Liam doesn’t bother to ask, just lets Louis pin the name tag onto the front of his shirt as he rings up a young girl and her Beyoncé Greatest Hits album

[luxover]

“Uh, he’s not here,” Liam says, and Zayn just looks a little confused and a lot beautiful, and Liam doesn’t understand why his life is the way it is

[luxover]

Only then the front door opens, and a guy with a young face and too much hair sticks his head in and says, “Thank fuck, there you are. Your show starts in like less than an hour, so. You know. Let’s get moving.”

“Yes, sir,” Zayn says to him, and he looks over to Liam, rolls his eyes. “Harry. He’s my manager.”

“Oh,” Liam says, and then he makes the connection. Louis, that unbelievable bastard; of course he’d be soul mates with Zayn’s manager. “I think-I think he’s actually getting tacos with my friend tonight

[tankshallkill]

I swear I'm not hyperventilating.

I might have been for a little bit though.

[luxover]

lmao i hope it's ~okay. they are hard to write accurately!

[tankshallkill]

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I WANT TO CRY.

LIKE.

UGH.

OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO AMAZING. MY HEART!!!!!

EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL.

OMG NIALL AND HIS LITTLE IRISH THING AND JUST A;SDKFJA;KLSDJ AND LIAM!!! LIAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW SERIOUSLY I WILL ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING GIVE YOU ALL THE THINGS YOU EVER WANT BECAUSE YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING.

GOD OH MY GOD. YOU!!! YOU!!!! <3 <3 <3

[luxover]

ugh i'm so glad you like this, but you know this already

lmao you're my biggest critic

but like, the kind of critic that only says nice things.

[tankshallkill]

“So tragic,” Liam deadpans. “The injustice of it all.”

I just...

I want to weep softly into my couch.

[shoreparty]

Seriously, thank you, thank you for this fic!
Haikus, Barbara, Louis and Harry, all so brilliant.
I can never look at this photo the same again :)

[luxover]

LKAJSDHFLKASJDHFALS KDJFALSKDJFALSKDJFHALS KDJFH

THAT PICTURE

OH MY GOD

IT IS PERFECT

AHHHHHHHHHHH

(but on a slightly less spazzy note, thank you so much for reading/commenting! i'm actually working on another liam/zayn right now, so. yeah. get ready for that! haha)

[bloodbelieve]

THIS IS AMAZING, I LOVE YOUR FIC

[luxover]

yaaaayyy!!!!! i'm so glad!!! haha especially since i had no clue what i was doing when i wrote this.

anyways. thank you for reading and commenting :D :D :D

[fuzzlol]

omg will you stop it

fuck

[luxover]

i can't, i'm sorry. i've tried 12-step programs and everything. ;)