3rd Incident || Droned.

[luxuriality]

[ Hello Mayfield! It's quite obvious that there's something immediately wrong the second one would see Lust and Edward walking down the street.

Both of them are together. And pleasantly smiling. Lust's hand gently rests on Edward shoulder's as they walk through the town. Edward, on the other hand, is holding an axe.

ooc: Red is Lust, Gold is Edward

Comments

You can go as far as kill her ;-;

[snipingmissy]

[Riza was more than ready to go home after a very long day, and would have done so without incident if she wasn't currently staring, dumbstruck, at Lust and Edward across the street and has she gone insane, or was Edward carrying an axe.

Instinct tells her she needs to turn and leave as quickly as possible, but there is a very long moment where she can only stare in abject horror at the insanity taking place in front of her.]

should edward or lust get the ..."honor"

[luxuriality]

[ Lust continues on, walking in a calm, and happy fashion. She'll stop and approach Hawkeye. ]

Hello, Mrs. Horse. I assume you're doing well this evening?

[ Her calm, almost oblivious, happiness takes a turn for the frightening as her nails begin to extend. ]

Well Lust is such a good mom, so obviously she needs to teach Ed the proper way to spear someone.

[unexculpable]

[The smile on Edward's face widens as they approach, swinging the axe by his side.]

Good evenin', Mrs. Horse! Isn't mom's manicure just swell?

GUYS THIS IS TERRIFYING. As for who kills her, you two debate amongst yourselves.

[snipingmissy]

[Oh holy hell. She takes two steps back, knowing there was very little she could do against those spears, and shakes her head.]

Edward...what are you doing?

[Because honestly there is no reason to ask what Lust is doing because she'd expect this sort of insanity from Lust. But from Edward?]

I vote Lust because Hawkeye can hold it against her in the future!

[luxuriality]

[ Hawkeye is totally defenseless, much to Lust's drones delight. But, then again, this isn't visible on any part of her face since she's already delightful. ]

My son and I are bonding. We decided to help Mayfield obey the law of a healthy glass of milk!

I like this plan. All yours, mom!

[unexculpable]

Yep! It's important to obey the law! And besides, milk's good for you.

Because Hawkeye *really* needs more reasons to hate Lust.

[snipingmissy]

[Utterly defenseless, actually. Riza didn't even trust herself to carry her gun with her today, and as such was rapidly realizing her only option was to stall just long enough to flee.]

Yes and we're drinking our milk. Though, I do appreciate the sentiment..

Well, not only that but she doesn't need to hate edward.

[luxuriality]

[ Oh! It seems to be Lust's lucky day! A lone Riza and just her sharp as hell nails. ]

That's very nice, but I don't believe you. It's easy for anyone to lie! So many have been lying about drinking the milk, isn't that right Edward? [ She'll rub the back of Edward's head like the perfect kid he is! ]

Why don't we go back home with you and have a glass together there?

[unexculpable]

[Aw shucks! You're the best mom ever]

Mhmm. Lot's of people have been lying lately and that's wrong. You shouldn't lie, Mrs. Horse.

[and then that creepy smile grows even more] Golly, mom! That's a swell idea.

Guys you are really scary. Just fyi

[snipingmissy]

[Holy hell these two are incredibly unnerving together. Somehow, she's fairly certain that stating that she isn't lying won't help her situation. Instead, she turns to go, because there was no way in hell she'd be going to their house to have some milk.]

Thank you for the offer, but I need to be home soon.

Sorry D:

[luxuriality]

[ The second Hawkeye begins to step away, Lust's fingers rocket off in a v-shape around Hawkeye's neck. Her ultimate lance decides to rest against against her skin, which leaves the feeling that there's a blade ready to slice except it just stays there, stagnant as ever. Any attempt to turn around to address Lust, if possible, will see the most unfitting smile ever. ]

But, Mrs. Horse, we want to go home with you. Surely you won't reject my proposal, right? There are so many things we have to discuss: back to school shopping, grades, milk.

/pats :c

[unexculpable]

I sure would like to see Ash and Calleo before school starts again.

[And if they haven't been drinking their milk, well... they could go play tag. With Ed's axe.]

XD Let's pretend I can spell and HTML!

[snipingmissy]

[This was what she had been anticipating but hadn't been quick enough to avoid. It reminded her far too much of the Fuhrer candidate slicing her neck open, and she stiffened, her back to them.]

Ash and Calleo are not feeling well, Edward. Ash hasn't being well for a few days now, and Calleo...

[She stiffens. They were droned, and she certainly couldn't cheerfully relay that Crowe was under the weather because he'd swallowed razors on her behalf.]

/pretends valiantly

[luxuriality]

[ Lust stands there, completely unresponsive to Hawkeye stiffening. Instead, she continues to talk. If it wasn't for the fact that Lust was droned, the next statement would be a cruel mocking taunt. ]

You know what would make them feel better? A nice, cold, glass of milk!

[unexculpable]

They probably just need to drink some more milk, Mrs. Horse.

[snipingmissy]

They do not need any more milk, but I appreciate the suggestion.

[She doesn't dare to move.]

But I do need to get home to them. Can't leave [Why does she have to say this?] my husband alone to take care of the children. He never knows what to do when they're not feeling well.