mmmmmmmm CRAZINESS
I LOVE aamartin so much.
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it's long, but worth EVERY FOOKIN SECOND
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tea biscuit lux: ALLIE I WANT PIE
tea biscuit lux: GO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME PIE WOMAN
tea biscuit lux: *ahem*
tea biscuit lux: roight. *is not doing history homework*
allimart03: I AIN'T YO' SLAVE, BIATCH.
allimart03: hahaha
tea biscuit lux: IF I SAY YO' MY SLAVE, YO' MY SLAVE, WOMAN! NOW WHEN I SAY PIE, YOU SAY HOW HIGH!
tea biscuit lux: *scratches head*
tea biscuit lux: wait...
allimart03: SO NOW YOU WANTS TEH CANNABIS PIE? I CAN'TS BE DOIN' THAT, MASSA.
tea biscuit lux: I DON' WANT NO CANNABIS IN MY PIE! I WANT CRACK PIE! NOW WOMAN, GET ME MY CRACK PIE BEFORE I'M FORCED TO DO A HOOTCHIE DANCE!
allimart03: THAT'LL BE THE DAY, MASSA, WHEN YOUSE DO A HOOTCHIEDANCE FO' PIE
tea biscuit lux: I SAY I DO A HOOTCHIE DANCE FOR ANTI-PIE, NOW YOU GET ME THE PIE SANS HOOTCHIE DANCIN OR I'MA HAVE TO GET FUNKY ALL UP IN HE'A!
allimart03: THEN YOU DANCE ALL YOU WAN', MASSA, I ENT BAKIN' YOUSE NO PIE.
tea biscuit lux: I DANCE TILL THERE AIN'T NO MO' DANCIN TO BE DONE AND THEN I'LL GO OUT IN THE STREETS IN A WHITE TRENCHCOAT AND JUMPSUIT AND ALMOST MAKE OUT WITH A FELLOW ROCK GOD BECAUSE MY NAME IS DAVID BOWIE AND I HAVE A GIGANTIC POCKETMONSTER!
tea biscuit lux: i mean...
tea biscuit lux: I DANCE...FO'...HOOTCHIE..MAMA.....WITH THE...PIE..
tea biscuit lux: BIOTCH!
allimart03: HOW 'BOUT YOUSE GO GETS US SUM ROBAHT SMEEF 'N THEN MEBBE I MAKE YOU PIE.
tea biscuit lux: ONLY IF WE CAN HAVE HOT BRITISHROCKSTARSEXORGIES AFFER I MAKE YOU PIE WOMAN COZ I DON'T MAKE NO PIE IF I DONT' GET NO LOVIN!
allimart03: OH SO NOW YOUSE MAKIN DE PIE? PEFECT, GO GET US SUM ROBAHT
tea biscuit lux: ALRIGH BABYGIRL I GETCHOO ROBAHT IFN YOU GET ME SOME STRAWBERRIES COZ I DON' EAT NO PIE WITHOUT NO STRAWBERRIES AN I SAY WICKAWICKA TO YO' PIEMAKIN DANDY-HOLLA NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND KNIT ME A SWEATA'!
allimart03: I ENTS KNITTEN NO SWEATA FO' YO' ASS BU' HEYUH BE SUM STRAWBUNKLES
tea biscuit lux: I TAKE YO STRAWBURNIES AN I FEED EM TO DE DAWGS WOMAN YO HICKBUM AIN'T GOOD FER NOFFIN BUT KNITTIN I SAY NOW BUT I WANT A SWEATAH AND I WANT IT TO HAVE SOME PIE DAS RIGH I WANNA PIE SWEATAH NOW YOU GO GET SOME NEEDLES AN DOUGH AN MAKE ME A PIE SWEATAH AND WHILE YER AT IT MAKE ME A SWEATAH PIE COZ DAMN IT I'M HUN'RY TONIGHT!
allimart03: ONNY IF'N YOUSE GO GET ME A PIECE O' DAT FAHNE ROBAHT ARSE AN' AFTA WE'S GET DOWN MEEBE I'S MAKE YOU'SE SUM PIES
tea biscuit lux: IF I COULD GET A PIECE O DAT FAHNE ROBAHT ARSE WOULD I BE SITTIN HE'A TALKIN ABOOT PIE AN SWEATAHS AN YO FINE ASS NOOO NO I WOULD BE IN DE HAYBARN HOPPIN ON DA GOOD FOOT AN DOIN DA BAD THANG SO DON'CHOO GO TALKIN ABOOT SOME FAHNE ROBAHT ARSE WHEN DERE'S PIE TO BAKE WOMAN!
allimart03: YOUSE HEARD WOT AH SAYS. YOUSE GET ME ROBAHT, DEN WE TAWK SUMMORE. EEDA DAT ER WEES COD HAS SUM LOVIN'.
tea biscuit lux: WEES COD HAS SUM LOVIN IF YOU JUS MAKE MAH SOCKS AN A SWEATAHandbringmethepenisofdavidbowieAN SHIIIIIINE MAH SHOES WOMAN
allimart03: AH THOUGHTS YOU SAID YOU WAS DAVI' BOWEE. I ENTS SHININ NO SHUZ, DAT'S FOR DE MINORITIES TA DO
allimart03: (i dont mean that. im being dumb.)
tea biscuit lux: AHAHAHA
allimart03: (i REALLY dont mean that. *feels guilty*)
tea biscuit lux: i am laughing so hard right now
tea biscuit lux: no no no no guilty
allimart03: ahahahahaha
tea biscuit lux: ahahaha
tea biscuit lux: oh dear
tea biscuit lux: that was quite possibly the best conversation ever.
tea biscuit lux: is that going in your lj or mine?
allimart03: ahahahahah
allimart03: yours. i post too much.
allimart03: hahahahhahaha
tea biscuit lux: haaa
tea biscuit lux: oki
tea biscuit lux: quick say something funny to end it!
allimart03: XD
tea biscuit lux: or has it ended?!
tea biscuit lux: I DON'T KNOWWWWW
allimart03: DAMN WHERE DAT DAVEE BOWEE BULG?
tea biscuit lux: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I EAT BULGE WITH PIE
tea biscuit lux: ew
tea biscuit lux: ew
tea biscuit lux: ew
allimart03: the end
tea biscuit lux: no i don't
allimart03: ahahahhaahha
allimart03: gross!
allimart03: ahahahahahahhaa
tea biscuit lux: bad lesbian *punishes self*
tea biscuit lux: ahaha
tea biscuit lux: that was quite gross
allimart03: ahahahaha *cackle*
allimart03: that has to go in the lj
allimart03: even that last bit
allimart03: hahaha
tea biscuit lux: yes...i'm putting it in. *hangs head in shame*
tea biscuit lux: MY MANLOVING DISPLAYS ARE NOT HUMOROUS TO ME
allimart03: im giggling uncontrollably.
allimart03: hahhaha.a
tea biscuit lux: (yes they are)
allimart03: you loser
allimart03: haha
tea biscuit lux: shut up!
tea biscuit lux: *throws a penis at you*
tea biscuit lux: *because i have them lying around*
allimart03: penis! MMM! much like zara, I EAT IT WITH PIE
tea biscuit lux: AHAHAHA
allimart03: i cant stop laughing
tea biscuit lux: p is for penetraaation...e is for e-coliii...n is for neverneverlanddd...i is for interdimensionaal...s is for superstitiousmonkeyssss
tea biscuit lux: i write good poem
allimart03: *clapclap!* i give you the nobel penis prize!
tea biscuit lux: it was actually going to be penis based adn then i gave up after the first'un
tea biscuit lux: THANK YOU!
tea biscuit lux: *accepts with cockacular pride*
tea biscuit lux: there was sposed to be a t somewhar in there
allimart03: here is your prize! one very large cock! *hands it to you*
tea biscuit lux: oooo *makes a balloon animal out of it*
tea biscuit lux: *gives you a giraffe*
allimart03: oooh! penisaraffe!
tea biscuit lux: now in 4 convenient sizes!
tea biscuit lux: i dont' know where that came from.
allimart03: from your internationally renowned love of penises, of course.
allimart03: EVERYONE KNOWS YOU LOVE THE CACK,.
allimart03: XD
tea biscuit lux: oh yes i love-a me some pee-niss.
allimart03: hot daaamn
allimart03: *squaredances*
tea biscuit lux: especially when they're metal and curv---no wait,
tea biscuit lux: i'm talking aboot spoons.
tea biscuit lux: sorry.
allimart03: or perhaps dildoes, which are nearly penises!
tea biscuit lux: internationally renowned love of spoons, i thought you said.
tea biscuit lux: yes, but. they are not metal.
allimart03: no, but, close enough.
tea biscuit lux: or else if they got cold, you would have to call the firedepartment to dedildo you.
allimart03: ahahahaahahaa.
allimart03: why the firedepartment?
tea biscuit lux: that would be 10thousand kinds of awkward.
allimart03: because they're hot men? with . . . PENISES?
tea biscuit lux: oh yeah
allimart03: traditionally hot men, at least.
tea biscuit lux: bring out that hose, baby
allimart03: stereotypically
tea biscuit lux: get me alllll wet.
tea biscuit lux: sorry
tea biscuit lux: aha
allimart03: bad lesbian! bad! *squirts with spray bottle*
allimart03: NOW WHO'S ALL WET?
tea biscuit lux: MEEEEE!
tea biscuit lux: no wai...was that right?
allimart03: i dont know, was it?
tea biscuit lux: o_O
tea biscuit lux: O-o
tea biscuit lux: looks better if he has a nose
tea biscuit lux: i'd have sex with him that way
tea biscuit lux: o-O
tea biscuit lux: >-<
allimart03: mmmm. keyboard sex.
tea biscuit lux: mmmmm
allimart03: noses are essential for teh lovemaking!
tea biscuit lux: "*clickaclickaclickaclickaclicka* ZARA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" "*gasp* MOM! I didn't hear you come in! i swear to god, we're just friends!"
allimart03: AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
allimart03: "I SWEAR! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, AND THE KEYBOARD IS A MAN!"
tea biscuit lux: "then why'd you tape boobs onto the monitor?!" "mom...i can explain!"
allimart03: im going to pee myself from laughing
tea biscuit lux: ahahahaa
tea biscuit lux: okay i'm putting this much in the lj.
tea biscuit lux: ohgod
tea biscuit lux: ahahaha
allimart03: ahahahahahahahahahaha
allimart03: *claps8
tea biscuit lux: *claps as well*
allimart03: :B
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ahahahaa.
poo.
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it's long, but worth EVERY FOOKIN SECOND
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tea biscuit lux: ALLIE I WANT PIE
tea biscuit lux: GO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME PIE WOMAN
tea biscuit lux: *ahem*
tea biscuit lux: roight. *is not doing history homework*
allimart03: I AIN'T YO' SLAVE, BIATCH.
allimart03: hahaha
tea biscuit lux: IF I SAY YO' MY SLAVE, YO' MY SLAVE, WOMAN! NOW WHEN I SAY PIE, YOU SAY HOW HIGH!
tea biscuit lux: *scratches head*
tea biscuit lux: wait...
allimart03: SO NOW YOU WANTS TEH CANNABIS PIE? I CAN'TS BE DOIN' THAT, MASSA.
tea biscuit lux: I DON' WANT NO CANNABIS IN MY PIE! I WANT CRACK PIE! NOW WOMAN, GET ME MY CRACK PIE BEFORE I'M FORCED TO DO A HOOTCHIE DANCE!
allimart03: THAT'LL BE THE DAY, MASSA, WHEN YOUSE DO A HOOTCHIEDANCE FO' PIE
tea biscuit lux: I SAY I DO A HOOTCHIE DANCE FOR ANTI-PIE, NOW YOU GET ME THE PIE SANS HOOTCHIE DANCIN OR I'MA HAVE TO GET FUNKY ALL UP IN HE'A!
allimart03: THEN YOU DANCE ALL YOU WAN', MASSA, I ENT BAKIN' YOUSE NO PIE.
tea biscuit lux: I DANCE TILL THERE AIN'T NO MO' DANCIN TO BE DONE AND THEN I'LL GO OUT IN THE STREETS IN A WHITE TRENCHCOAT AND JUMPSUIT AND ALMOST MAKE OUT WITH A FELLOW ROCK GOD BECAUSE MY NAME IS DAVID BOWIE AND I HAVE A GIGANTIC POCKETMONSTER!
tea biscuit lux: i mean...
tea biscuit lux: I DANCE...FO'...HOOTCHIE..MAMA.....WITH THE...PIE..
tea biscuit lux: BIOTCH!
allimart03: HOW 'BOUT YOUSE GO GETS US SUM ROBAHT SMEEF 'N THEN MEBBE I MAKE YOU PIE.
tea biscuit lux: ONLY IF WE CAN HAVE HOT BRITISHROCKSTARSEXORGIES AFFER I MAKE YOU PIE WOMAN COZ I DON'T MAKE NO PIE IF I DONT' GET NO LOVIN!
allimart03: OH SO NOW YOUSE MAKIN DE PIE? PEFECT, GO GET US SUM ROBAHT
tea biscuit lux: ALRIGH BABYGIRL I GETCHOO ROBAHT IFN YOU GET ME SOME STRAWBERRIES COZ I DON' EAT NO PIE WITHOUT NO STRAWBERRIES AN I SAY WICKAWICKA TO YO' PIEMAKIN DANDY-HOLLA NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND KNIT ME A SWEATA'!
allimart03: I ENTS KNITTEN NO SWEATA FO' YO' ASS BU' HEYUH BE SUM STRAWBUNKLES
tea biscuit lux: I TAKE YO STRAWBURNIES AN I FEED EM TO DE DAWGS WOMAN YO HICKBUM AIN'T GOOD FER NOFFIN BUT KNITTIN I SAY NOW BUT I WANT A SWEATAH AND I WANT IT TO HAVE SOME PIE DAS RIGH I WANNA PIE SWEATAH NOW YOU GO GET SOME NEEDLES AN DOUGH AN MAKE ME A PIE SWEATAH AND WHILE YER AT IT MAKE ME A SWEATAH PIE COZ DAMN IT I'M HUN'RY TONIGHT!
allimart03: ONNY IF'N YOUSE GO GET ME A PIECE O' DAT FAHNE ROBAHT ARSE AN' AFTA WE'S GET DOWN MEEBE I'S MAKE YOU'SE SUM PIES
tea biscuit lux: IF I COULD GET A PIECE O DAT FAHNE ROBAHT ARSE WOULD I BE SITTIN HE'A TALKIN ABOOT PIE AN SWEATAHS AN YO FINE ASS NOOO NO I WOULD BE IN DE HAYBARN HOPPIN ON DA GOOD FOOT AN DOIN DA BAD THANG SO DON'CHOO GO TALKIN ABOOT SOME FAHNE ROBAHT ARSE WHEN DERE'S PIE TO BAKE WOMAN!
allimart03: YOUSE HEARD WOT AH SAYS. YOUSE GET ME ROBAHT, DEN WE TAWK SUMMORE. EEDA DAT ER WEES COD HAS SUM LOVIN'.
tea biscuit lux: WEES COD HAS SUM LOVIN IF YOU JUS MAKE MAH SOCKS AN A SWEATAHandbringmethepenisofdavidbowieAN SHIIIIIINE MAH SHOES WOMAN
allimart03: AH THOUGHTS YOU SAID YOU WAS DAVI' BOWEE. I ENTS SHININ NO SHUZ, DAT'S FOR DE MINORITIES TA DO
allimart03: (i dont mean that. im being dumb.)
tea biscuit lux: AHAHAHA
allimart03: (i REALLY dont mean that. *feels guilty*)
tea biscuit lux: i am laughing so hard right now
tea biscuit lux: no no no no guilty
allimart03: ahahahahaha
tea biscuit lux: ahahaha
tea biscuit lux: oh dear
tea biscuit lux: that was quite possibly the best conversation ever.
tea biscuit lux: is that going in your lj or mine?
allimart03: ahahahahah
allimart03: yours. i post too much.
allimart03: hahahahhahaha
tea biscuit lux: haaa
tea biscuit lux: oki
tea biscuit lux: quick say something funny to end it!
allimart03: XD
tea biscuit lux: or has it ended?!
tea biscuit lux: I DON'T KNOWWWWW
allimart03: DAMN WHERE DAT DAVEE BOWEE BULG?
tea biscuit lux: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I EAT BULGE WITH PIE
tea biscuit lux: ew
tea biscuit lux: ew
tea biscuit lux: ew
allimart03: the end
tea biscuit lux: no i don't
allimart03: ahahahhaahha
allimart03: gross!
allimart03: ahahahahahahhaa
tea biscuit lux: bad lesbian *punishes self*
tea biscuit lux: ahaha
tea biscuit lux: that was quite gross
allimart03: ahahahaha *cackle*
allimart03: that has to go in the lj
allimart03: even that last bit
allimart03: hahaha
tea biscuit lux: yes...i'm putting it in. *hangs head in shame*
tea biscuit lux: MY MANLOVING DISPLAYS ARE NOT HUMOROUS TO ME
allimart03: im giggling uncontrollably.
allimart03: hahhaha.a
tea biscuit lux: (yes they are)
allimart03: you loser
allimart03: haha
tea biscuit lux: shut up!
tea biscuit lux: *throws a penis at you*
tea biscuit lux: *because i have them lying around*
allimart03: penis! MMM! much like zara, I EAT IT WITH PIE
tea biscuit lux: AHAHAHA
allimart03: i cant stop laughing
tea biscuit lux: p is for penetraaation...e is for e-coliii...n is for neverneverlanddd...i is for interdimensionaal...s is for superstitiousmonkeyssss
tea biscuit lux: i write good poem
allimart03: *clapclap!* i give you the nobel penis prize!
tea biscuit lux: it was actually going to be penis based adn then i gave up after the first'un
tea biscuit lux: THANK YOU!
tea biscuit lux: *accepts with cockacular pride*
tea biscuit lux: there was sposed to be a t somewhar in there
allimart03: here is your prize! one very large cock! *hands it to you*
tea biscuit lux: oooo *makes a balloon animal out of it*
tea biscuit lux: *gives you a giraffe*
allimart03: oooh! penisaraffe!
tea biscuit lux: now in 4 convenient sizes!
tea biscuit lux: i dont' know where that came from.
allimart03: from your internationally renowned love of penises, of course.
allimart03: EVERYONE KNOWS YOU LOVE THE CACK,.
allimart03: XD
tea biscuit lux: oh yes i love-a me some pee-niss.
allimart03: hot daaamn
allimart03: *squaredances*
tea biscuit lux: especially when they're metal and curv---no wait,
tea biscuit lux: i'm talking aboot spoons.
tea biscuit lux: sorry.
allimart03: or perhaps dildoes, which are nearly penises!
tea biscuit lux: internationally renowned love of spoons, i thought you said.
tea biscuit lux: yes, but. they are not metal.
allimart03: no, but, close enough.
tea biscuit lux: or else if they got cold, you would have to call the firedepartment to dedildo you.
allimart03: ahahahaahahaa.
allimart03: why the firedepartment?
tea biscuit lux: that would be 10thousand kinds of awkward.
allimart03: because they're hot men? with . . . PENISES?
tea biscuit lux: oh yeah
allimart03: traditionally hot men, at least.
tea biscuit lux: bring out that hose, baby
allimart03: stereotypically
tea biscuit lux: get me alllll wet.
tea biscuit lux: sorry
tea biscuit lux: aha
allimart03: bad lesbian! bad! *squirts with spray bottle*
allimart03: NOW WHO'S ALL WET?
tea biscuit lux: MEEEEE!
tea biscuit lux: no wai...was that right?
allimart03: i dont know, was it?
tea biscuit lux: o_O
tea biscuit lux: O-o
tea biscuit lux: looks better if he has a nose
tea biscuit lux: i'd have sex with him that way
tea biscuit lux: o-O
tea biscuit lux: >-<
allimart03: mmmm. keyboard sex.
tea biscuit lux: mmmmm
allimart03: noses are essential for teh lovemaking!
tea biscuit lux: "*clickaclickaclickaclickaclicka* ZARA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" "*gasp* MOM! I didn't hear you come in! i swear to god, we're just friends!"
allimart03: AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
allimart03: "I SWEAR! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, AND THE KEYBOARD IS A MAN!"
tea biscuit lux: "then why'd you tape boobs onto the monitor?!" "mom...i can explain!"
allimart03: im going to pee myself from laughing
tea biscuit lux: ahahahaa
tea biscuit lux: okay i'm putting this much in the lj.
tea biscuit lux: ohgod
tea biscuit lux: ahahaha
allimart03: ahahahahahahahahahaha
allimart03: *claps8
tea biscuit lux: *claps as well*
allimart03: :B
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ahahahaa.
poo.