The only way this could be better is if you somehow included "bitch" in D. Like "are bitch white trash, bitch." Cause it's in every other one, and it's great.
There's an AWESOME David Sedaris story about this very same thing, it's probably my very favorite. It's called "City of Angels." You need to hear it, now.
this shit is so funny. ha ha. one of the girls has an identical southern accent. f'in lol. I was so embarrassed when she bitched about the soup. especially since she got in a huge argument with a server at the airport because she didn't bring her silverware out before her food.
David Sedaris audiobooks rule. He grew up in North Carolina, and he can nail the accent. For more redneck fun, look for another story by him called "You Can't Kill the Rooster."
Seriously though, that shit was the exact same story as your post. You should have beaten her to death.
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There's an AWESOME David Sedaris story about this very same thing, it's probably my very favorite. It's called "City of Angels." You need to hear it, now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyAzSVU_chI
That's the audio, ignore the video.
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"we should have beaten her to death"
hahahahahahahaha. this story is so great.
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Seriously though, that shit was the exact same story as your post. You should have beaten her to death.
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i need to hear the story.
xox
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i hope you enjoyed my company more than you did the trashy whores.
love you, miss you.
xoxo
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