omy god. omy god. OMY GOD!
my heart is like, fo realz pounding. fo realz. because that. that. that!!!
first off, Jenny Humphrey ruins everything; she does. she ruined heavy eye make-up, she ruined pleated plaid skirts, and now she has ruined Chuck and Blair (for the time being). She looks like a crazy racoon. And what pisses me of the most, is I know that the only reason Jenny is all these different kinds of crazy is because the actress that plays her is crazy. She's 16 years old, and good god, that girl is crazed.
First off, can we say ew to the fact that Chuck and Jenny did it. I was watching from my bed and got so disturbed I started running in place and doing crunches. Yes. I was that freaked out by it. Because ew. If there was one couple that could be worse than that, I ask for it. Because this was up there in the gruesome factor.
And Jenny ruined a proposal! A Chuck to Blair proposal! THIS MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. And can someone remind me why I'm supposed to like Serena? Because I feel like all she does is whine. Srsly, it wasn't Nate's place to call the cops on her father who faked her mother's illness so he could weasel his way back into their lives. srsly? it wasn't his place. that girl don't make sense.
but the last five minutes. damn. and wow. and Dan. oh Dan. and Nate, sad Nate. and CHUCK! OMY GOD CHUCK! (and i could care less about the girls, it was all about the guys at the end.) First off, way to go Dan Humphrey. super sperm! but for realz. all this is going to mean next season is condescending ooks and lectures from Rufus. I thought Jenny going away was going to save us all? But i was legit shocked when that baby bomb was dropped; but why did she first go to Chuck and Blair? What, were they going to adopt Brooklyn's baby? Blair would never.
Nate always makes me sad. I firmly believe his charecter is underused, and even his friendships arn't examined. He has a place in Chuck Bass' heart that no one else will ever have, but I feel like we never see that anymore. Last episode I was shocked to find out they lived together. I though Nate lived at Columbia and just crashed at Chuck's. But who knows? It was cute at the very begining of the episode when Chuck came into Nate's room with what I thought was coffee, but it just made me yearn for more interaction. Sure, I know 43 minutes, lots to get through, but come on! It's the cutest bromance ever. So, to see Nate at the end, just letting (relatively unnatractive) girls flaunt over him, it made me sad. Because there was no charecter development, no nothing. Just Nate, as he always has been.
BUT CHUCK. OMY GOD CHUCK! First off, if they kill him (which they won't, but it's a principal of things) I'm done. I will not watch the Humphrey baby drama unfold without sarcastic Chuck there. And I want Nate there to help him through being shot. Not anyone else. Bro's before hoe's please. I thought it was cute that he still had the engagement ring, but realz? not worth getting shot over. Chuck, you can buy like 80, and then lunch. So please, chillz. And don't get shot anymore. K thanks.
September needs to come now.