Planes, trains and automobiles... No, just planes.
Y'know what? It's been close to six months since my last bit of prose about airplanes and in that timeframe, I've managed to observe another trend. Flying is just as frightening as it should be, only now people are running off to do it at the drop of a hat. What's wrong with you people? Are you Lemmings? Do you crave the sensation of falling
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No, really.
I'm letting ya know that I got a laugh outta this. XD
Great posts as always!
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They're way too cramped. Now WALNUTS, walnuts have some room. Great for that kind of thing. And coconuts? Them's some good times, yo.
And furthermore, I think that it wouldn't take a black man to point out that a plane is missing a wing. ... THO, I betcha they could convince at least half the passengers on any given plane that the wing is _supposed_ to be missing, if they really wanted to.
"Don't worry sir, the plane is going to climb by flying in a rotating pattern, so there's nothing to worry about!" "Oh..okay.."
Now there's an idea. Save money on planes by hiring more BS-efficient stewards and stewardesses. Preferably the kind that will soothe people to sleep.... while the plane is on fire.
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