WARNING: Some of the things I'm about to say are harsh. Some of the things I'm about to say are abrasive and should probably be kept to myself. Some of the things I'm about to say might, to you, sound odd. The problem? You're reading my LJ. I am saying them to myself. Thanks for participating. Free punch and pie to those still with us after the ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm noticing just a -tad- bit of tension there on my last LJ post's comment forum. Specifically from one Cheriberry. Heeeyy, cool your jets kid, I was jokin'. I do that a lot. Matter of fact, 80% of what you see on this LJ? Blow it off as random bullcrap. I'm more or less a Text Standup Comedian That's Not All That Funny, or something ( Read more... )

At any given time in the day I like to admit that at no time have I ever found a male persona engaging. But unfortunately this morning at 12:14 AM, I was assaulted by a particular Live Journal artist's work ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of Kiss My Ass...

Y'know what always pissed me off? Shopping malls. More specifically, people in shopping malls that have the need to smile as if they're having a good day. I mean, it may just be the fact that I rarely go into shopping malls and when I do, it's because I'm forced, but... I generally just don't ( Read more... )

Just a heads up for those of you that know about it: End of September's when my kitty comes home to me. An American Bobtail ... with a long tail. Isn't that funny? Not-so-uncommon birth defect of the Bobtail, but I like it. She'll never be a show cat, no, but she's my cat all the same.


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I went out of my way to finish this thing after watching a little TV (which sucked, so nyaah.) I... suppose I should keep it regularly, unlike my -other- log in which I post once in a blue moon... hrm.. at some point I'll say something interesting or something. Don't count yourself lucky just yet, I'm lazy and don't feel like making sense.