i'm home nuckaaaas, lets party, stay drunk all summer, mmmmmmmmm

well, my last night at college for my freshman year
i wonder just how good of a night i can make it

i'm doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone
done done done done woohoo!
and a handle of capin' in the freezer, what could be better?!
TIME TO DANCE!!!

my only 3 finals all in one day and all i can say is OWNED.
time to stay drunk for 4 days straight

a wise man once asked me: allen, do you like vodka?
i replied with: yes, which is why i just drank half a handle of Ketel One
the wise man came right back with: damn, that's pretty nice
and then i shot Dave in the ass like 70 times with a staple gun.

so, who would be up for going to Virgina Beach over the summer at some point?

Joe and I started the day off with dancing, it is going to be a good day!

a shout out to everyone,
does anyone know of a song called "Thundercall" or "Thunder Call"?
Joe is in search of this and i don't feel like scanning the internet for it.

Matthew! you still owe me $20.
don't forget, or I'll burn your car.

when i find that nigger who stole my lighter i will stab you in the face

P.S. if you are that nigger that stole my lighter, i will STAB YOU IN THE FACE