a)can someone please explain to me why fall is crashing through the front door like a giant jug of kool-aid ( Read more... )

since i clumsily spraned my ankle into oblivion last week, i have: read two books, two volumes of comics, and two magazines almost-cover-to-cover; watched two netflix movies, lots of 'the office,' and countless episodes of 'gilmore girls' [against my will]; and been subjected to 'dirty dancing' and 'mighty morphin power rangers:the movie' more ( Read more... )

for those of you who watched conan o'brien last night and heard the four audience members scream for the word "boston," you should know something: i was one of them ( Read more... )

most of the time i wish i had a sexy raspy voice, which is why i love it when i have pseudo-laryngitis ( Read more... )

right now i'm digging: the hot hot heat song on the radio, new garbage songs, karen o+spike jonze plugging adidas, red sox traffic outside my window, topher grace, brian k vaughan, and ( Read more... )

yes it is 8:45 on a sunday morning and i am awake. wide awake. thanks, throat, for making me cough all night. thanks, pancreas, for killing all my beta cells so i'm diabetic and not allowed to take any friggin cough medicine ( Read more... )

as i type, the good people of brown sugar are on their way with some hi-qual thai food. life's not so horrible ( Read more... )

#1: mitch hedberg rocked. "i don't own a cell phone or a pager. i just hang around everyone i know, all the time. if someone wants to get a hold of me they just say, "mitch," and i say "what?" and turn my head slightly ( Read more... )

officially decided that there is almostabsolutelynothingbetter than a live show. it's a different kind of rush. i could try to explain my emotions relating to this topic, but i just might disentegrate the keys on my laptop. they're fading fast. basically, in my mind i am a master skanker/pogo-er and i don't care if i look a fool ( Read more... )

"poor cat without a name. the way i see it i haven't got the right to give him one. we don't belong to each other. we just took up one day by the river. i don't want to own anything until i find a place where me and things go together. i'm not sure where that is but i know what it is like. it's like tiffany's ( Read more... )