There once was a peice of spaghetti, her name was Betty. She loved to go skiing but that usually ending in her being very very cold, but one day she was feeling bold and decided to go, despite the lack of snow because it was summer, which she thought was a bummer she had no coat, because she had left it in her boat but never fear, because the store was clear and she was able, to buy another and also a new table but when she got to the hill, she saw her secret love Bill and he distracted her so, that she ended up headfirst in the snow Bill came to her rescue, and their kiss was long overdue He rushed her to the hospital, where he bought her a get well ball she played catch with it, until one day she accidentally bit the ball because sadly, in the snow there had been a rabid racoon that bit her badly so the moral of this story for all you out on the jetty, is dont train your racoon to enjoy snacking on spaghetti
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She loved to go skiing but that usually ending in her being
very very cold, but one day she was feeling bold
and decided to go, despite the lack of snow
because it was summer, which she thought was a bummer
she had no coat, because she had left it in her boat
but never fear, because the store was clear
and she was able, to buy another and also a new table
but when she got to the hill, she saw her secret love Bill
and he distracted her so, that she ended up headfirst in the snow
Bill came to her rescue, and their kiss was long overdue
He rushed her to the hospital, where he bought her a get well ball
she played catch with it, until one day she accidentally bit
the ball because sadly, in the snow there had been a rabid racoon that bit her badly
so the moral of this story for all you out on the jetty, is dont train your racoon to enjoy snacking on spaghetti
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