Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

[lyesmith]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with

Comments

[jtalle01]

Remember that time we went through the deepest, darkest part of the Amazon and were made the sex slaves of Pygmy Amazon women?
Best. Weekend. ever!

[blazing_jezebel]

Remember that night when we were at my house, lying naked in bed in the half dark feeding each other your leftover birthday cake and you smooshed icing all over my face? I was so pissed at you and then you started licking it off! Yeah, I know, it wasn't that bad, I laughed too. But you totally licked up my nose. I hope you got a mouthful of boogers. :P