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EKGs are easy and painless.
(I'd had no idea...)

Jay's birthday is really soon... next Sunday. I've gotten him two presents so far, books, a ninjitsu instructional by some hardcore sensei person, and a campy-as-hell comic book "guide" that explains how you, yes YOU, can become just like Batman. I'm gonna get him several weapons (including a hatchet, throwing knives and a police-issue metal baton ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zombies!

1. The fingerprints of zombies are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
2. Zombies are the sacred animal of Thailand.
3. Devoid of their cells and proteins, zombies have the same chemical makeup as sea water.
4. Zombies are physically incapable of sticking ( Read more... )

For Leah, whose email address I do not know!
I found this picture and I thought of you.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18388132/

General update concerning school ( Read more... )

Has anyone ever heard of The Zombie Survival Guide before? Whoa X 3.
I want a zombie apocolypse. Because now I can justify my existence, and survive while you pansies go down like blood-spattered film extras.

Thank god it's a year until the next one...

Compared to last year, even this Christmas seemed all right.

Borders is the best job, ever ( Read more... )