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[lymphnodes]

yes, i am back from turkey. i came back 3 nights ago and no, i did not get to see death from above.

cons:- scissors and nailclippers thrown away @ customs

Comments

[irwin_core]

you looked good;)

[lymphnodes]

ahaahahahahaha

[we_tigers]

this post reminds me of dinner at my grandma's house LITERALLY

also wtf, everyone in turkey has a dog
it is outrageous!!

[lymphnodes]

i don't think anyone actually owns a dog, the streets do.

[jennicide]

Why is your brother wanted by the Turkish military?

[lymphnodes]

every male born in turkey has to do military service in their 20s whether they like it or not. if not, then they are taken away and put in jail. my brother was born there (clearly). i'm sure he could have gotten out of it because he's just visiting, but it is still risky.

[nextstopparis]

ahhahahah olive oil museum

[royal_tenenbaum]

the aweful fuckin truth!!!! michael fuckin moore!

[lymphnodes]

i know man, with turkish subtitles and everything. it's amazing.