Lions and tigers by
starlingthefool [Inception/Calvin and Hobbes fusion, Arthur/Eames]
What were you like as a kid?” Eames asks him.
“Quiet,” Arthur says. “I lived in my head a lot. You?”
“I did too,” Eames replies. “Only I was never quiet about it.”
THIS IS FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. also, despite the premise, not crack. BUT FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.