winter meme uh...because it's worth it
In the tradition of the Halloween meme I did last month, I've decided to do a similar meme for the winter season as it's my second favorite time of year after autumn. So let's get it on like Donkey Kong.
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Having two best friends that own a bar together was probably the greatest decision of her life. Second only to moving in with her super rich girlfriend (she knew dating Rachel Berry had to have an upside at some point), but that’s only because orgasms and huge bank accounts trump liquor almost every time.
The only problem right now with her two bartender bffs is that they approach cocktail creation like a god damn lost art and they take forever to make something as simple as four shots. If she didn’t know that whatever they eventually make will be equally delicious and potent she’d call this shit off right now. Like, just hand her the fucking bottle of Jose and they can call it a night ( ... )
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“Be prepared.”
Sam and Mike practically fall into each other laughing.
“You’re a moron,” Santana tells him.
“Aww,” he puts on this fake pout. “But I’m your moron ( ... )
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“Baby,” Santana whines. “We made Jew ones...”
Jaw dropping, Rachel sputters a little. “That’s offensive.”
“Oh come on,” Santana implores, managing to pull her closer. “They’re delicious and I made them for you. With love.”
Rachel quirks an eyebrow. “You made them because you get hungry when you smoke pot and you geniuses think jello is actually a food.”
Fuck Rachel for thinking she knows. “We made them because I like delicious things in my mouth,” she says with a wink, smirking at her girl ( ... )
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“Yeah?”
“Need to borrow your bedroom.”
“Just not the bed!” Sam responds because he’s awesome like that.
She can hear Blaine protesting, but she doesn’t care. She grabs the tray of leftover jello shots and throws her arm over Rachel’s shoulders, leaning heavily against her and hoping her girlfriend can get them to the bedroom safely.
“Santana, if you’re too drunk to walk how do you expect to have sex?” Rachel hisses in a whisper.
“Whatever, baby, just start steering us in the right direction.”
“Santana,” Rachel says again, warningly, but she’s totally walking towards Sam’s bedroom so bitch please. Rachel really needs to stop with the acting. It’s cute for like five seconds and then it just becomes an irritating cockblock ( ... )
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“I’m not going to pass out, what are you playing at?”
“Oh please, don’t act like you don’t pass out immediately after coming every time we have sex when you’re drunk or high.”
“I do not!”
Rachel just raises her eyebrows and looks at her.
“Whatever, you’re just selfish. Don’t play it off any other way.”
Rachel smacks her for like the millionth time that night.
“And abusive, shit.”
“Santana, either you go down on me or we’re leaving.”
Santana just chokes out a laugh, shaking her head incredulously, but rolls them over, and presses kisses down the column of Rachel’s throat. “I love you.”
“Better,” Rachel mumbles, her tangling in Santana’s hair.
“Totally do,” Santana whispers into the skin of Rachel’s neck.
They’re silent for a moment until Santana gets her lips against Rachel’s chest and says. “Because you have awesome tits.”
Rachel hits her again, but Santana knows it’s with love.
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This group is like my new favorite future!friends. I just want them to hang out A LOT. With alcohol.
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