In the tradition of the Halloween meme I did last month, I've decided to do a similar meme for the winter season as it's my second favorite time of year after autumn. So let's get it on like Donkey Kong.
It’s the kind of bullshit that only moronic lovesick idealists believe in, as is most of the stuff that gets put on these cups, but something about the moment strikes Santana anyway
( ... )
They’re washing dishes after dinner the next evening when, “I could stay here,” drops out of Naya’s mouth.
“Naya,” Dianna intones lowly, her voice serious even as she chuckles a little. “You see your family every year. You can’t just not go. It’s tradition.”
“I’m staying here,” Naya says definitively, nodding to herself.
Dianna puts a newly cleaned pan in the drawer with more force than normal. “You are not staying here.”
Naya ignores her. “My mom will understand. I’ll tell her we got snowed in.”
“I think she’d probably notice the lack of snow required for that to be true,” Dianna comments.
Naya squints at her, looking skeptic. “I’ll tell her I broke my leg.”
“That’s a surefire way to get your mother here as soon as possible
( ... )
Dianna kisses her. “We’ll totally run up our phone bills talking to each other, but it’s going to be fine. And then you’ll come back and we’ll start some new traditions of our own
( ... )
It’s totally unfair because Blaine is the following: a) super short and b) super gay.
And okay, maybe the fact that Mike is like dating Blaine makes him kind of gay too, but he’s the opposite of short and he’s a dancer so he’s got mad evasion skills. The game should be wildly stacked in Mike’s favor.
Except Blaine is totally kicking his ass in this snowball fight right now that little jerk. Seriously. His boyfriend should be a freaking Yankees pitcher with the way he keeps smacking Mike in the face with snowballs.
A particularly vicious throw hits him in the side of his face hard, snow dripping down into the collar of his jacket as he dives behind a tree. “How the hell do you have such good aim?”
“Varsity baseball, babe,” Blaine shouts back. “Maybe next time you’ll think twice before starting this.”
Which, okay, yeah, Mike will think twice next time. It’s just that they were walking down the sidewalk together and Mike really really wanted to see what kind of face Blaine would make if he dumped snow on his head. He didn’t
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“Naya,” Dianna intones lowly, her voice serious even as she chuckles a little. “You see your family every year. You can’t just not go. It’s tradition.”
“I’m staying here,” Naya says definitively, nodding to herself.
Dianna puts a newly cleaned pan in the drawer with more force than normal. “You are not staying here.”
Naya ignores her. “My mom will understand. I’ll tell her we got snowed in.”
“I think she’d probably notice the lack of snow required for that to be true,” Dianna comments.
Naya squints at her, looking skeptic. “I’ll tell her I broke my leg.”
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And okay, maybe the fact that Mike is like dating Blaine makes him kind of gay too, but he’s the opposite of short and he’s a dancer so he’s got mad evasion skills. The game should be wildly stacked in Mike’s favor.
Except Blaine is totally kicking his ass in this snowball fight right now that little jerk. Seriously. His boyfriend should be a freaking Yankees pitcher with the way he keeps smacking Mike in the face with snowballs.
A particularly vicious throw hits him in the side of his face hard, snow dripping down into the collar of his jacket as he dives behind a tree. “How the hell do you have such good aim?”
“Varsity baseball, babe,” Blaine shouts back. “Maybe next time you’ll think twice before starting this.”
Which, okay, yeah, Mike will think twice next time. It’s just that they were walking down the sidewalk together and Mike really really wanted to see what kind of face Blaine would make if he dumped snow on his head. He didn’t ( ... )
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