7 things that were awesome about this Tuesday:
1. Without You. Aside from the fact that Lea sounded awesome, let's just reflect on how damn hot she is during the first few lines where they're still in Breadstix. I'm not joking when I say that when she started singing I legitimately was like, "HOLY BALLS YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING PERSON." So...yeah. There's that. The context of the song is slightly unfortunate, but at least she looked good and other people were doing things I care about so...
2. I ship Brittana. Just thought I'd put that out there.
3. I am so damn happy Chord is back on this show. I don't particularly care for Samcedes (I'm indifferent more than anything - they can totally be cute when they want to be I just don't have a large investment in it), but I'm just so happy Chord is there and doing things and having a face. His outfit in Summer Lovin'...his stupid smile the whole damn time. Just...never leave me again.
Also...the fact that he wanted to use Trouty Mouth as his synchro nickname...ALL MY SAMTANA FEELINGS. ALL OF THEM.
4. Jayma Mays is 100% adorable and gorgeous and I love her. I loved Wedding Bells and for the briefest of moments I was hardcore shipping Wemma again. Not cool, Jayma. Not cool. Most of this episode had me shipping them during songs and then walking the plank again when anyone started actually talking.
5. Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash. I approve of any performance with those three gentlemen leading the show. I mean, any time Mike Chang gets to do what Mike Chang does best is a good time in my book. It's too bad that Matt's character is more unfortunate these days than not because Matt is so damn enjoyable to watch do stuff. I just...don't care about Will. And then Blaine Anderson, my secret love, derping out in the background - seriously watching his dancing amuses me so much sometimes IDEK.
6. Santana Lopez is better than you. See: "I don't. I know that girl. That girl is a sly conniving bitch." See also: "I just wanted to say that I thought you blew that song out of the water and totally nailed the assignment...Oh no...no...wait a second. The assignment wasn't 'make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch' was it?"
7. Everyone saw the Blaine/Rachel in We Found Love, right? Because I did. I mean Santana/Rachel was clearly the more important thing, but like...Blaine and Rachel and the touching and...
Extra: If the promo is any indication, the MJ episode will actually cause me death like symptoms.