i deleted all of your myspace comments, bitches. i'm so not changing my status. i'm just not ready yet.

i awoke rather disturbed this morning after a series of dreams about a hamster...gross/weird. since then, i've watched my morning shows (dr.phil and the view). unfortunately, i missed my favorite (regis & kelly) because i slept too late. it's pretty sad that i'm willing to sacrifice three hours of my day to what most people would consider the worst ( Read more... )

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so let me say that chicago was the best time of my life! ac newman, the go team, and les savy fav made my year. those were my top three favorites anyway. it was so much fun ( Read more... )

and live journal. i really do hate it, which is why i haven't updated in awhile. anyway, andrea and i are trying to clean the house and it's completely overwhelming. where did all of this shit come from? all i can do is sit here right now, drinking a beer and sweating my butt off ( Read more... )

the past few days have been pretty amazing. saturday night, after a chocolate blunt and several white russians, a gang of us rode around town on our bikes with sparklers. we went through the taco bell drive thru, and were told that we weren't allowed to do it again...whatever, i hate petty athority. so that was fun. i forget what we did on sunday, ( Read more... )

seen or smelled anything grosser than 3-week old macaroni festering in a covered pot in a hot kitchen? i honestly don't think so. but if you have, i can really sympathize with you. as i cleaned it out a threw up in my mouth a little. other than that i haven't done much today. i was going to go to akron to see the thunderbirds and hang out with drea ( Read more... )

the kind little lady who sits next to me at work wears a fanny pack all day, which she keeps a box of junior mints in and continually offers them to me. i think it's absolutely darling. anyway, dave and i are not breaking our drinking pact, and have made some pretty big plans. one involves walking around to random parties with a case of beer and ( Read more... )

so 80's nite was once again the best time ever. we hung out, girls only at callie's to drink some beer and play i never. then we danced a bunch in the living room and left for the bar where we danced some more. robert was flailing his arms around and smacked me in the face during joy division and my contact fell out. i ended up spending most of the ( Read more... )

after four years of careful consideration, i'm finally starting a live journal. if you're reading this, i'm sorry. it will probably be pretty boring, so hopefully your expectations are not high. i really just want to stay in touch with friends and tell about my lame existence. so here it goes ( Read more... )