Comments | lynnzie: I will kill!

lynnzie

I will kill!

May 02, 2006 13:36

Ok so i am trying to be good on my "pre-diet" diet. So i brought in some Lean Pockets. My favorite ones, chicken quesidilla. And what happens?!?!?!?! The second time in 2 months someone stole my food! This time it wasnt just one lean pocket it was the whole box!!!!!!!! alkjhflhewoijh!!! WTF! I am pissed! I was trying to eat healthy and save money. ( Read more... )

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filler_bunny13 May 2 2006, 21:44:07 UTC

I am thinking that we get some Hot Pockets and inject them with some really really really hot sauce. Like Dave's Insanity Sauce or some thing. Or I can take a dump in some pita bread and we can make it look like a hot pocket

lynnzie May 3 2006, 15:48:14 UTC

aww... as long as i know you have my back.

mcdahmer May 3 2006, 01:05:15 UTC

just open each one (actual hot pocket, not just the wrapper) and people will think its tainted. or spike some with colon blow.

lynnzie May 3 2006, 15:49:29 UTC

well at the risk of my hot pocket getting frost bite, i vote i just seek vengeance on then by spiking it. I was thinking of just leaving a decoy in there until someone eventually eat it!

_bitterglitter_ May 25 2006, 22:53:40 UTC

I really like this idea and I hope that you really do it!!!!!!! You would have my everlasting admiration and respect!!!

lynnzie May 25 2006, 22:58:16 UTC

LOL! I should have done it... I just stopped putting them in the freezer trouble is now that my lean pocket isnt cripsy anymore =(

Maybe I will spike it with something so i can get my hot pockets in the freezer again

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bludiamond May 3 2006, 15:45:00 UTC

That's fucked up. How many people work on that floor? We have probably 100 people on my floor and no one has ever stolen my lunch. whenever it happens to someone we hear about it from the Human Resources manager and everyone thinks that's pretty much the lowest thing you can do. I would make a complaint.

lynnzie May 3 2006, 15:54:39 UTC

well... i donno. I can assume its not anyone that works the same hours i do. I would notice the lovely smell of my hotpocket...mmm... AND i would hope someone wouldnt be dumb enought to eat them while i am here.

I think it was a mechanic or something like that. And they dont take anyone elses food just mine... just my Chicken Quesadilla Lean pockets! *cry*

wonderkittypunk May 3 2006, 22:34:45 UTC

yeah that's about the shittiest thing someone can do. i used to get my lunch stolen, and now i just leave it at my desk. like if you have something that needs to be refridgerated, maybe get a little cooler and put that at your desk so no one can fuck with your shit.

then leave the ex lax hot pocket in the fridge and prepare for the sweet smell of vengence (and poo). ROFLMAO