[Nineteenth Time] Voice Post

[lynxual]

I can't believe you left me alone on Christmas, Doctor Simon Tam, room one on the fourth floor.  Especially when I'm carrying your baby!

[sounds of fake sniffing and hands rubbing cheeks]

...Anyway. I still have a present for you~ Ah! Won't you let me in? Just long enough to give it to you, daddy.

[ooc: LET ME EXPLAIN. Haru is full of shit. |D He's

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[voice comment]

[picksupstrays]

...

WHAT?

Not that I could tell I mean at first I thought Haru was a guy but maybe I was wrong--

S-Simon! What is this?

[voice comment]

[giftedistheterm]

It's nothing!

[voice comment]

[picksupstrays]

I don't know if this constitutes as nothing, Simon! This could be serious!

[voice comment]

[giftedistheterm]

It's...not even...

Harry. How long have I been here? Four months? Even if Haru was a woman there's no possible way this could have happened.

Voice Comment

[giftedistheterm]

[immediately after 'carrying your baby', there is a crash and a very faint string of Mandarin curses]

Qingwa cao de liumang!

[a door opens]

Haru! What are you trying to do!?

Voice Comment

[lynxual]

Ah! Simon! I'm so glad. Will you let me-- us in now?

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[giftedistheterm]

What is that, a pillow?

Voice Comment

[lynxual]

[pause]

Now you're insulting our baby?

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[holy_heretic]

Men can't get pregnant. ass.

[voice comment]

[crazyhoboninja]

Don't lie~ Sure they can~

I'll get the leeches~

Re: [voice comment]

[holy_heretic]

Alright, fine. Maybe in his bizarro world they can.

(ooc: The urge to crack an mpreg joke is growing heavy. I'll resist temptation.)

[sardonic_moon]

Hey this is great news! Make sure that Simon helps you with the baby, ok?

[lynxual]

Oh, you can count on it. ♥

[areyoumymama]

....Wh-What?

1/3

[giftedistheterm]

Angela, lashi.

[giftedistheterm]

Haru is just playing a joke, Angela. It's not true.

[giftedistheterm]

Haru, tell her it's just a joke.