Happy Christmas

[lynxyoukai]

He knows when you are sleeping...
...He knows when you're on the can...
...He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan...
...Ohhhh...
...You'd better not breathe, You'd better not move...
...You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude...
...Santa Claus is gunning you down!

Comments

[randomposting]

*whimper* But I though he was a jolly old elf?

[lynxyoukai]

well...he's not...he is a not so jolly evil old bastard with a sack full of horrors

[randomposting]

*all Christmas dreams shattered...*

[lynxyoukai]

oh god, what have i done?! when i say and evil old bastard with a sack full of horrors i meant he is some stupid drunk bastard who can't find a real job so spends his days inside of stores and malls around america and listens to what little kids wants even though he can barely hear them through his drunken stupor...wait no, i mean a nice old jolly man who lives at the...umm...north pole with flying reindeer.

[anduril_phoenix]

Let me guess, that's something from Futurama, right?

[lynxyoukai]

^_^...i love futurama!

[anduril_phoenix]

Me too. I don't get to watch it much anymore because it comes on late and I have to be up super-early.

[lynxyoukai]

yeah, i get that...i always stay up late anyway...i don't have to worry next semester...none of my classes start til one in the afternoon...kinda good but kinda bad. i just loved this little song. it is way better than the old version...welcome to a new world.