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[lynxyoukai]

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[drone_dragon]

Awwww...

::Pokes with tail::

Explorer_Fam: We need ter getcha teh hobbie! Watcha like? Sailing? Chutes and ladders? Long walks on the beach?
Lynxyoukai: FUCKING!!!
Explorer_Fam: ... *Sigh* Check out Lover's Lane. They'll get ya yer fix, sir! :P

[lynxyoukai]

::Pokes back::

Lynxyoukai: I'm shy...but...but I need a fix! I need to be fucked!!!
Explorer_Fam: ...like I said, Lover's Lane
Lynxyoukai: *sigh* Shy...

[drone_dragon]

Explorer_Fam: One cannot hide and be fucked at the same time! Shyness is only a temporary feeling... because not many people are shy when they fuck. Thus you must conquer your shy to gain your fuck!
Lynxyoukai: ... ... I'm still horny though...
Explorer_Fam: *Sigh* Why did I bother bringing psychology into this?!

::Plops on floor from dizzy head::

[lynxyoukai]

::helps off of the floor:

Lynxyoukai: I know...I am just scared I'll be turned down...but...at the same time, I'm too horny to think straight. I know fucking is not something that can be done in a shy manner...but I can't get to the point where I am talking...I'm too shy...
Exlorer_Fam: You could leave me on the floor.
Lynxyoukai: *horny* ::accident drops Fam::

[anduril_phoenix]

You can always get a vibrator...they sell for about $10 at any sex shop. ^_^

[lynxyoukai]

^_^...I probably would...if I had a means of travel. I have no wheels and my ride is my sister. I am not about to ask her to bring me to a sex shop...yeah...that'd be wierd

[anduril_phoenix]

True...

[lynxyoukai]

Just a little.

[sushi_girl3101]

Hey, I'll be your fuck buddy! You'll have to move to Australia though :p

[lynxyoukai]

Where do you live in Australia? I've always wanted to move there and if you want to be my fuck buddy that is just one more huge reason to move there. ^_^