I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIED TO ME ZOMG. YOU DID JUST WRITE ABOUT THE BEST 31 HOURS EVER. ITS LIKE BASKIN ROBBINS BUT OUR LIFE.
okay so that kind of made sense but not really.
anywho. birfday dinner = more bonding moment with the moffet family. gonna starve myself so i can devour whatever amount of food your father prepares for me. because now i am labeled as a trash can to your parents.
Happy Birthday, wifey dearest.
with love, the best garbage disposal fixer-partner ever.
oh, and seriously i think your mom wants grandchildren cause she sets it up so perfectly. including that hillary duff movie that made both of us wanna tie our selves in knots and drenched with kerosene and lit on fire.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIED TO ME ZOMG. YOU DID JUST WRITE ABOUT THE BEST 31 HOURS EVER. ITS LIKE BASKIN ROBBINS BUT OUR LIFE.
okay so that kind of made sense but not really.
anywho. birfday dinner = more bonding moment with the moffet family. gonna starve myself so i can devour whatever amount of food your father prepares for me. because now i am labeled as a trash can to your parents.
Happy Birthday, wifey dearest.
with love, the best garbage disposal fixer-partner ever.
oh, and seriously i think your mom wants grandchildren cause she sets it up so perfectly. including that hillary duff movie that made both of us wanna tie our selves in knots and drenched with kerosene and lit on fire.
okay i'm done with this long comment.
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I can't find the shotglass you got me in my car. I'll go back and check it again but I think either you left it at your MOM's or you have it with YOU.
btw, i less than three you for gettin me neato lovecrafts. that my made up word for gifts of thought. okay i'm seriously done now.
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