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Lazy Lazzy dd: hey
Zorkearth: hihihi
Lazy Lazzy dd: does zork want to be surveyed for envi sci?
Zorkearth: it depends will zork be listed as zork
Lazy Lazzy dd: what would zork like be be listed as?
Zorkearth: not really, he wouldn't mind be called an "anonomoyous martian"
Lazy Lazzy dd: can he come up with a more normal psuedonym?
Zorkearth: well, i'm not speaking with him at the moment
Zorkearth: but I don't think he would mind Fred
Lazy Lazzy dd: so can i survey "fred"?
Zorkearth: ahh, but then I have to ask him the millions of questions
Zorkearth: so I'll just give you what I think he would say, if that's okay
Lazy Lazzy dd: lol
Lazy Lazzy dd: fine
Zorkearth: k
Lazy Lazzy dd: if the answers are to weird i just wokn't use it
Lazy Lazzy dd: so, "fred" -- natural disasters?
Zorkearth: well, considering he's living during an intergalatic war, he often wonder if the hill next door will shatter under a crazy earthquake, which is really a bomb, but I guess some other stuff scare would scare him more, so I'll go with 3
Lazy Lazzy dd: lol, ok
Lazy Lazzy dd: structure fires?
Zorkearth: hmmm, same whole war thing, but I think he's more scared of some pro war government agency setting his house on fire, so I think he'd say 4
Lazy Lazzy dd: drowning?
Lazy Lazzy dd: drowning?
Zorkearth: hmm, not much water on mars, he'd say 1
Lazy Lazzy dd: driving a car?
Zorkearth: he doesn't drive, he flies in a hydro powered air mobile, so he'd say 1
Zorkearth: but if you want him to count the flying thing...
Lazy Lazzy dd: drinking tap water?
Zorkearth: hmmm, he doesn't drink tap water, there is none, 1
Lazy Lazzy dd: tobacco use
Zorkearth: hahaha, should I substitue tobcacco for martian "products"
Lazy Lazzy dd: lol
Zorkearth: well he'd say 3, cause he does take celofeke, a sort of ectasy type drug
Zorkearth: so it's sorta similar to tobacco
Lazy Lazzy dd: lol
Zorkearth: anything else?
Lazy Lazzy dd: bicycling
Zorkearth: once again, the flying thing takes the place of biking, so 1
Zorkearth: but he does use a flying bike sometimes
Zorkearth: does that count
Lazy Lazzy dd: sure
Lazy Lazzy dd: why not :P
Lazy Lazzy dd: indoor air pollution
Zorkearth: okay then the bike is rated a 4, and the air pollution is rated a 7 cause they're in a war, and bombs and fire and lots of ash fall into their homes
Lazy Lazzy dd: outdoor air pollutioN?
Zorkearth: that's a nine, one of his friends died from it, ahhh, war is baaaad
Lazy Lazzy dd: lol
Lazy Lazzy dd: alcohol use?
Zorkearth: first of all, quit loling, martians are dying all over the place and all you can do is lol? Blah. He doesn't drink alcohol or anything like it, so a 1
Lazy Lazzy dd: i'm sorry i'm so irreverent
Lazy Lazzy dd: i'll be serious
Lazy Lazzy dd: its so horrible that all those martians are dying
Lazy Lazzy dd: very very sad
Zorkearth: *teary face*
Lazy Lazzy dd: anway...medical x-rays - do they ahve those on mars?
Zorkearth: Well, not really, 'cause martians are really self consious about they're body insides, so that's another 1
Lazy Lazzy dd: flying commerical airlines
Zorkearth: super speed flying mobiles (ssfm) is a 2
Lazy Lazzy dd: ok
Lazy Lazzy dd: being slighlty overweight?
Zorkearth: 1, he's so skinny, most martians are, from what I heard. They laugh at earthlings
Lazy Lazzy dd: so then they laugh at severly overweight ppl too?
Zorkearth: well, they think we're stupid for being unhealthy and dying much sooner than we would otherwise
Zorkearth: so yeah they laugh
Lazy Lazzy dd: so whats the rating for severely overweight?
Zorkearth: hmmm, no point fives, go with 1
Zorkearth: you see he's mostly afraid of war, and it's effects
Lazy Lazzy dd: lol
Zorkearth: ahhh
Lazy Lazzy dd: so no fat martians?
Zorkearth: lol, LOL, blah
Zorkearth: hmph
Lazy Lazzy dd: pesticide residues on food (do martians even use pesticides)
Zorkearth: No, they're chemicals are going towards war, (I hope zork is successful with his anti-war movement), but pesticides that were once used on food are being used in warefare, so he's gonna say 7
Lazy Lazzy dd: tell zork i said good luck
Lazy Lazzy dd: AIDS
Zorkearth: I will, although your loling won't make him too happy. AIDS, as if anyone has time for luxury sex on mars with all these intergalatic problems, so he's gonna say 1
Lazy Lazzy dd: i'm very sorry for my impudence
Lazy Lazzy dd: how bout living with a smoker
Zorkearth: well since I substituted celofeke for tobacco, I'd say 5
Lazy Lazzy dd: toxic waste
Zorkearth: With all that whole nuclear thing, (Venus shooting stars at mars, which Ang supported >:o) he'd say 9
Lazy Lazzy dd: drug abuse
Zorkearth: hmmm, he sometimes takes this silvery substance, which is dangerous. But it highten's his perceptions so he sniffs it during his anti-war protest missions. It'd more dangerous for him not to take it, so he'd probably say 4
Lazy Lazzy dd: living in poverty?
Zorkearth: The martians have a communistic system of government, which has become stricter recently. There is no poverty or extreme weatlth. He'd give it a 1
Lazy Lazzy dd: hmm
Lazy Lazzy dd: how old is zork (in martian years, of course
Zorkearth: oh, around 25
Lazy Lazzy dd: ok
Yeah, it's slightly long, but eh.