Why I sometimes miss TBay
My cousin Sarah recently redesigned her blog and I'm in love with it! Sooo purdy. Also, her post from the 22nd made me laugh so hard I cried. Please don't kill me, Sar, but I just had to post it on here. You made my day, babe!
A Typical Sovereign Family Conversation
An excerpt from the blog of my Bestest Cousin Evar:
My Mom and Brad and I are talking about the pile of boxes and ephemera currently littering the basement.
- Maybe we should invite everyone we know over and throw a big packing party.
- That's a great idea ... except... Brad, we'll have to hide all the porn and those bodies.
- Oh, right... those bodies. I'd forgotten about them.
- Where is that one body? I've kind of lost track.
- Which one? Do you mean... the ... was it the ...
- The Mormon?
- No, no, he's in the closet under the stairs. The other one ... the Postman.
- Why would you kids have killed the Postman?
- Why wouldn't we have killed the Postman, mom? Smug bastard. Unless...
- You're a little too concerned with the Postman. There isn't a whole .. The Postman Always Rings Twice thing going on here, is there?
- Darn. You guys have found me out.
- I'd make some crude joke about sensual mail delivery, but we'd better start moving those bodies before it gets dark.
There are definitely some members of my family I miss a lot. :D *wistful sigh*
A Typical Sovereign Family Conversation
An excerpt from the blog of my Bestest Cousin Evar:
My Mom and Brad and I are talking about the pile of boxes and ephemera currently littering the basement.
- Maybe we should invite everyone we know over and throw a big packing party.
- That's a great idea ... except... Brad, we'll have to hide all the porn and those bodies.
- Oh, right... those bodies. I'd forgotten about them.
- Where is that one body? I've kind of lost track.
- Which one? Do you mean... the ... was it the ...
- The Mormon?
- No, no, he's in the closet under the stairs. The other one ... the Postman.
- Why would you kids have killed the Postman?
- Why wouldn't we have killed the Postman, mom? Smug bastard. Unless...
- You're a little too concerned with the Postman. There isn't a whole .. The Postman Always Rings Twice thing going on here, is there?
- Darn. You guys have found me out.
- I'd make some crude joke about sensual mail delivery, but we'd better start moving those bodies before it gets dark.
There are definitely some members of my family I miss a lot. :D *wistful sigh*