Transcripts
Gah! Channy might come over, and I'm tired! (I stayed up all night, so yeah...) Meh. Maybe I needed this anyway. A reason to stay up, since I'm starting school of Monday, maybe.
Well, I didn't make any GOF icons cause I'm too lazy to upload PSP. So no graphics until I get some sleep. But anyways, here's the transcripts I mentioned before.
CHANNY VS. TYLER RAP BATTLE
TYLER: [rapping] (The following is from "Scary Movie 3") Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Chantel is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many women have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back. [tosses the "mic" to Chantel]
CHANTEL: fumbles with the "mic"]
ALL: laugh
CHANTEL: [to TYLER; indistinct] Doesn’t he just walk off the stage or something?
TYLER: [impatiently; indistinct] Shut up, sing!
(TYLER tosses up fake money, which goes in between blinds like it had been sucked. TYLER points and EVERYONE laughs. CHANTEL continues to remain silent and does not start rapping. TYLER begins doing a small jig. CHANTEL stares for a moment then tosses the “mic” down and walks away.)
TYLER: [raises his hand in victory] OHHHHH! [to camera] Alright, stop! Stop, stop, stop - !
THE END
UNTITLED HILLBILLY PROJECT
CHANTEL: Howdy ya’ll!
TYLER: [waves] Hi!
CHANTEL: [to TYLER] Want some smokin’ bacon?
TYLER: [hillbilly-ish] Howdy ho!
(EVERYONE starts laughing. TYLER and CHANTEL fall onto the bed, laughing hard. CHANTEL copies TYLER’s “hillbilly” thing. TYLER stops laugh and looks at the camera.)
TYLER: Alright, let’s watch, let’s watch - are you still recording?
ME: [off-camera] Yup.
TYLER: Augh! [puts down his head, and ALL laugh]
(TYLER and CHANTEL get up, tuck their shirts in and recompose themselves.)
TYLER: [to camera] Alright, shooting - you shooting?
ME: [off-camera] Yup.
CHANTEL: [to TYLER] You goin’ a-square dancin’?
TYLER: [hillbilly-ish] Howdy, ya’ll!
(EVERYONE laughs out loud. CHANTEL and TYLER began to do things that causes them to laugh.)
TYLER: Alright, keep going. [lightly slaps CHANTEL across the face; ALL laugh]
CHANTEL: [pushes TYLER, causing him to fall onto the bed] What ya’ll? [tackles TYLER, causing him to bump his head on the headboard]
(CHANTEL and TYLER get up and recompose themselves again.)
TYLER: This is too funny for us. [whispers to CHANTEL] Alright, ready?
CHANTEL: [whispers] Yeah.
TYLER: [whispers] Alright, say something, bitch!
CHANTEL: [whispers] What?
TYLER: [whispers] Say something!
(CHANTEL begins to say something, but is cut off.)
THE END
Meh. I couldn't really described what Tyler did when he said "Howdy Ho!", so it's describe as "hillbilly-ish". So... I dunno... mebbe I could post an animation? In a friends-only entry, of course.
[mood|
headache]
[music| "Happy Together" from eppie "That 70's Musical" of "That 70's Show *thinks this is a weird music entry thingie*]
Well, I didn't make any GOF icons cause I'm too lazy to upload PSP. So no graphics until I get some sleep. But anyways, here's the transcripts I mentioned before.
CHANNY VS. TYLER RAP BATTLE
TYLER: [rapping] (The following is from "Scary Movie 3") Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Chantel is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many women have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back. [tosses the "mic" to Chantel]
CHANTEL: fumbles with the "mic"]
ALL: laugh
CHANTEL: [to TYLER; indistinct] Doesn’t he just walk off the stage or something?
TYLER: [impatiently; indistinct] Shut up, sing!
(TYLER tosses up fake money, which goes in between blinds like it had been sucked. TYLER points and EVERYONE laughs. CHANTEL continues to remain silent and does not start rapping. TYLER begins doing a small jig. CHANTEL stares for a moment then tosses the “mic” down and walks away.)
TYLER: [raises his hand in victory] OHHHHH! [to camera] Alright, stop! Stop, stop, stop - !
THE END
UNTITLED HILLBILLY PROJECT
CHANTEL: Howdy ya’ll!
TYLER: [waves] Hi!
CHANTEL: [to TYLER] Want some smokin’ bacon?
TYLER: [hillbilly-ish] Howdy ho!
(EVERYONE starts laughing. TYLER and CHANTEL fall onto the bed, laughing hard. CHANTEL copies TYLER’s “hillbilly” thing. TYLER stops laugh and looks at the camera.)
TYLER: Alright, let’s watch, let’s watch - are you still recording?
ME: [off-camera] Yup.
TYLER: Augh! [puts down his head, and ALL laugh]
(TYLER and CHANTEL get up, tuck their shirts in and recompose themselves.)
TYLER: [to camera] Alright, shooting - you shooting?
ME: [off-camera] Yup.
CHANTEL: [to TYLER] You goin’ a-square dancin’?
TYLER: [hillbilly-ish] Howdy, ya’ll!
(EVERYONE laughs out loud. CHANTEL and TYLER began to do things that causes them to laugh.)
TYLER: Alright, keep going. [lightly slaps CHANTEL across the face; ALL laugh]
CHANTEL: [pushes TYLER, causing him to fall onto the bed] What ya’ll? [tackles TYLER, causing him to bump his head on the headboard]
(CHANTEL and TYLER get up and recompose themselves again.)
TYLER: This is too funny for us. [whispers to CHANTEL] Alright, ready?
CHANTEL: [whispers] Yeah.
TYLER: [whispers] Alright, say something, bitch!
CHANTEL: [whispers] What?
TYLER: [whispers] Say something!
(CHANTEL begins to say something, but is cut off.)
THE END
Meh. I couldn't really described what Tyler did when he said "Howdy Ho!", so it's describe as "hillbilly-ish". So... I dunno... mebbe I could post an animation? In a friends-only entry, of course.
[mood|
headache]
[music| "Happy Together" from eppie "That 70's Musical" of "That 70's Show *thinks this is a weird music entry thingie*]