these are the best clubs ever! i suppose i'm in the "my ex is engaged" club (same ex) but let's be honest, the baby happened before the engagement, and everyone knows, jackass.
now, maggie, the "my ex is a priest" club...that is a sure stroke of genius. i mean, you're half jewish! how you manage the things you manage makes me marvel at you!! dude, amber was a priest freshman year. Do you remember the certificate we had printed for our door. Yeah, she was certified online, baby. It's possible we all were. I don't remember exactly.
i secret handshake will involve tummy rubbing, dancing with a broomstick drunk like jacky, crawling down a hallway, and some shakira moves, as well as a bearskin rug. somehow our handshake must always be done on a bearskin rug.
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1. The "my ex is engaged" club
2. The "I've spite-fucked an ex" club
3. The "my ex is a preist" club
4. The "my ex is in rehab" club
I don't think any have babies. At least, not that I know of. I'm sure I'll be there soon enough.
Can we have a secret handshake involving tummy rubbing?
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now, maggie, the "my ex is a priest" club...that is a sure stroke of genius. i mean, you're half jewish! how you manage the things you manage makes me marvel at you!! dude, amber was a priest freshman year. Do you remember the certificate we had printed for our door. Yeah, she was certified online, baby. It's possible we all were. I don't remember exactly.
i secret handshake will involve tummy rubbing, dancing with a broomstick drunk like jacky, crawling down a hallway, and some shakira moves, as well as a bearskin rug. somehow our handshake must always be done on a bearskin rug.
deal?
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