Toys For the Big Boys [JunDa]
Title: Toys for the big boys (a.k.a. Junno rofl) <- not the official title
Author: iP
Pairing: JunDa
Genre: Comedy? Fluff schluff.
Rating: G. Harmless like that.
Flame?: Be gone.
Summary: Crack!Junno loves games and toys, and acts like a five year old. Ueda goes “what?”.
A.N.: Done because I haven’t written a JunDa fanfic yet.
*****
Junno ran down the halls excitedly and causing everyone to stop for a while and see who’s making such a commotion. Some fans even stopped screaming and flailing at Ohkura and Yokoyama when Junno sped in front of them, making Yoko snigger and Tadayoshi raise an eyebrow.
“I’m here!” Junno exclaimed, arms poised, ready to hug everyone. “Everyone I’m back!”
“What are you talking about?” Ueda asked him suspiciously. “We had a coffee break for ten minutes and you were gone for thirty? What kind of work is that! Taguchi, you better explain now!”
Junno scratched his head. “I was thinking of getting a cup of coffee but… on the way here to work I saw this cute little-”
Ueda raised an eyebrow as Junno searched for something in his bag. “What?”
“Here!” Junno showed him a small gray fluffy little ball.
Ueda raised his eyebrows higher.
“What? You don’t like it?” Junno pouted endearingly at the leader who had his arms crossed right in front of him. “It’s cute, you know! It bounces up and down-” he knelt down and made the ball bounce repeatedly. “-and it’s also soft, it amazes me as to why it can bounce!” Junno smiled in the cutest thing ever.
However, this did not make Ueda pleased one bit. “I see. And so? You could’ve bought it later after work! That is not a reason, Junnosuke Taguchi!” He huffed, putting his hands on his hips.
Junno’s face was crestfallen. Then he dived for another toy in his bag. “See?” he smiled gaily as he showed a yellow tamagotchi in his palm.
“What?”
“See! It’s cute! And it’s a neko!” Junno imitated a neko smile and succeeded.
Ueda sighed. This clearly was going to be a problem. “Please, Taguchi… don’t bring toys to work especially when you know we are going to be very busy. We’re wasting time.”
“No!” Junno whimpered sadly at the leader’s snob behaviour. “Don’t you like it? It’s got a kawaii neko in it.”
“What is the neko’s name?” Ueda asked, curious.
“Now that you mention it, she still hasn’t got a name…” Junno pouted and thought. After a few minutes, he sat down and meditated.
“What are you DOING?!?” Ueda asked in a somewhat irritated voice.
“Thinking.” Junno mumbled seriously.
Ueda placed a hand to his hair and sighed. “What now?”
“Quiet.” Junno reprimanded him. “I want to concentrate… I’m starting to concentrate… I’m concentrating right now… I will concentrate even more…” he chanted on and on.
Ueda groaned.
“Do not speak.” Junno said in a bossy manner. “I couldn’t concentrate. I’m thinking…”
“Wow, that’s new.” Ueda said, trying to stifle a snicker. “You’re concentrating and thinking.”
Junno’s eyes shot upwards. “What do you mean?”
“I mean, get on your lazy ass now and let’s get to work! Because everyone’s waiting for us-yes, you and me-and they have a right to get impatient, you know!” Ueda narrowed his eyes in irritation.
Junno wasn’t listening though because he was making the soft fur ball bounce up and down again. “It’s pretty neat! Do you want to play with me?”
“Argh, no.” Ueda moaned in frustration. “Please! Stop it!” he gritted his teeth as he half-dragged, half-carried Juno to where the others were. Poor Junno had no time to react.
*****
“Whew. That was tiring. I need to sit down.” Ueda mumbled as he plopped down to a nearby chair. And when he did so, he heard something squeak.
“Did someone squeak?” Kame asked.
“Nah. It was probably just your voice.” Jin said offhandedly.
“But I heard someone squeak! And it was not a man-squeak, it was a girly squeak!”
“Then the more I believe that it’s you.” Jin flipped a hand carelessly at Kame. “You do it everytime.”
“He does?” Koki butted in. “Nakamaru, have you heard him squeak like that?”
Maru shrugged as he pocketed his cell phone. “No. I have never heard him squeak. Ever.”
“Well.” Jin protested, rather offended. “you wouldn’t hear it because he only does it at night and with me-” he was cut short when Ueda shouted in horror.
“Junnosuke Taguchi, COME BACK HERE!!!” he ran after Junno, a fur ball on his left hand.
*****
“Um.” Junno gulped nervously. He didn’t mean to do it as a prank, but since he knew that the fur ball can make a squeaky sound if you flatten it, he tried to make Ueda laugh by putting it on his chair. And he was happy that his fur ball wouldn’t get damaged, either. Because actually, the ball reverts after a few seconds.
“Junnosuke Taguchi!!!” Ueda’s angry voice boomed the room. Junno cowered even more.
“Show up, Junnosuke Taguchi! Right NOW!”
“No..!”
Ueda crossed his eyebrows because Junno was just cowering in a corner and there was nothing he could hide on. Ueda could see him perfectly.
“Uh, I could see you, Taguchi. Stand up!”
Junno grabbed his bag and tried to cover his head with the bag, afraid that the angry leader might whack him in the head. “NO!!!”
“Arg.” Ueda walked calmly to him and squinted. Then he removed Junno’s backpack. “See?” he said. He was welcomed with a Junno with puppy dog eyes.
“Gomenasai, Ueda-kun…” Junno pouted even more.
Ueda raised an eyebrow. “What? After making me look stupid? I nearly fainted because of shock there!”
Junno whimpered and embraced his arm. “Ueda-kunnnn…”
Ueda let out a sigh and shrugged. “Whatever. Just don’t do it again, okay?”
Junno was already rummaging his bag to look for something and Ueda just had to smile as he patted Junno’s hair.
“Here.” Junno handed him a red rose from his bag as he stood up.
Ueda stood up too while staring at it all the time. “For me?”
Junno nodded gleefully. “Hai!” He grinned and added, “Smell it… it’s so fragrant.”
Ueda smiled a little and sniffed it. What the…
“Junno! There’s no-” he was cut short when Junno planted a kiss on his cheek and then ran away.
“See?” Junno called out at him and winked.
*****
Owari.rofl
Author: iP
Pairing: JunDa
Genre: Comedy? Fluff schluff.
Rating: G. Harmless like that.
Flame?: Be gone.
Summary: Crack!Junno loves games and toys, and acts like a five year old. Ueda goes “what?”.
A.N.: Done because I haven’t written a JunDa fanfic yet.
*****
Junno ran down the halls excitedly and causing everyone to stop for a while and see who’s making such a commotion. Some fans even stopped screaming and flailing at Ohkura and Yokoyama when Junno sped in front of them, making Yoko snigger and Tadayoshi raise an eyebrow.
“I’m here!” Junno exclaimed, arms poised, ready to hug everyone. “Everyone I’m back!”
“What are you talking about?” Ueda asked him suspiciously. “We had a coffee break for ten minutes and you were gone for thirty? What kind of work is that! Taguchi, you better explain now!”
Junno scratched his head. “I was thinking of getting a cup of coffee but… on the way here to work I saw this cute little-”
Ueda raised an eyebrow as Junno searched for something in his bag. “What?”
“Here!” Junno showed him a small gray fluffy little ball.
Ueda raised his eyebrows higher.
“What? You don’t like it?” Junno pouted endearingly at the leader who had his arms crossed right in front of him. “It’s cute, you know! It bounces up and down-” he knelt down and made the ball bounce repeatedly. “-and it’s also soft, it amazes me as to why it can bounce!” Junno smiled in the cutest thing ever.
However, this did not make Ueda pleased one bit. “I see. And so? You could’ve bought it later after work! That is not a reason, Junnosuke Taguchi!” He huffed, putting his hands on his hips.
Junno’s face was crestfallen. Then he dived for another toy in his bag. “See?” he smiled gaily as he showed a yellow tamagotchi in his palm.
“What?”
“See! It’s cute! And it’s a neko!” Junno imitated a neko smile and succeeded.
Ueda sighed. This clearly was going to be a problem. “Please, Taguchi… don’t bring toys to work especially when you know we are going to be very busy. We’re wasting time.”
“No!” Junno whimpered sadly at the leader’s snob behaviour. “Don’t you like it? It’s got a kawaii neko in it.”
“What is the neko’s name?” Ueda asked, curious.
“Now that you mention it, she still hasn’t got a name…” Junno pouted and thought. After a few minutes, he sat down and meditated.
“What are you DOING?!?” Ueda asked in a somewhat irritated voice.
“Thinking.” Junno mumbled seriously.
Ueda placed a hand to his hair and sighed. “What now?”
“Quiet.” Junno reprimanded him. “I want to concentrate… I’m starting to concentrate… I’m concentrating right now… I will concentrate even more…” he chanted on and on.
Ueda groaned.
“Do not speak.” Junno said in a bossy manner. “I couldn’t concentrate. I’m thinking…”
“Wow, that’s new.” Ueda said, trying to stifle a snicker. “You’re concentrating and thinking.”
Junno’s eyes shot upwards. “What do you mean?”
“I mean, get on your lazy ass now and let’s get to work! Because everyone’s waiting for us-yes, you and me-and they have a right to get impatient, you know!” Ueda narrowed his eyes in irritation.
Junno wasn’t listening though because he was making the soft fur ball bounce up and down again. “It’s pretty neat! Do you want to play with me?”
“Argh, no.” Ueda moaned in frustration. “Please! Stop it!” he gritted his teeth as he half-dragged, half-carried Juno to where the others were. Poor Junno had no time to react.
*****
“Whew. That was tiring. I need to sit down.” Ueda mumbled as he plopped down to a nearby chair. And when he did so, he heard something squeak.
“Did someone squeak?” Kame asked.
“Nah. It was probably just your voice.” Jin said offhandedly.
“But I heard someone squeak! And it was not a man-squeak, it was a girly squeak!”
“Then the more I believe that it’s you.” Jin flipped a hand carelessly at Kame. “You do it everytime.”
“He does?” Koki butted in. “Nakamaru, have you heard him squeak like that?”
Maru shrugged as he pocketed his cell phone. “No. I have never heard him squeak. Ever.”
“Well.” Jin protested, rather offended. “you wouldn’t hear it because he only does it at night and with me-” he was cut short when Ueda shouted in horror.
“Junnosuke Taguchi, COME BACK HERE!!!” he ran after Junno, a fur ball on his left hand.
*****
“Um.” Junno gulped nervously. He didn’t mean to do it as a prank, but since he knew that the fur ball can make a squeaky sound if you flatten it, he tried to make Ueda laugh by putting it on his chair. And he was happy that his fur ball wouldn’t get damaged, either. Because actually, the ball reverts after a few seconds.
“Junnosuke Taguchi!!!” Ueda’s angry voice boomed the room. Junno cowered even more.
“Show up, Junnosuke Taguchi! Right NOW!”
“No..!”
Ueda crossed his eyebrows because Junno was just cowering in a corner and there was nothing he could hide on. Ueda could see him perfectly.
“Uh, I could see you, Taguchi. Stand up!”
Junno grabbed his bag and tried to cover his head with the bag, afraid that the angry leader might whack him in the head. “NO!!!”
“Arg.” Ueda walked calmly to him and squinted. Then he removed Junno’s backpack. “See?” he said. He was welcomed with a Junno with puppy dog eyes.
“Gomenasai, Ueda-kun…” Junno pouted even more.
Ueda raised an eyebrow. “What? After making me look stupid? I nearly fainted because of shock there!”
Junno whimpered and embraced his arm. “Ueda-kunnnn…”
Ueda let out a sigh and shrugged. “Whatever. Just don’t do it again, okay?”
Junno was already rummaging his bag to look for something and Ueda just had to smile as he patted Junno’s hair.
“Here.” Junno handed him a red rose from his bag as he stood up.
Ueda stood up too while staring at it all the time. “For me?”
Junno nodded gleefully. “Hai!” He grinned and added, “Smell it… it’s so fragrant.”
Ueda smiled a little and sniffed it. What the…
“Junno! There’s no-” he was cut short when Junno planted a kiss on his cheek and then ran away.
“See?” Junno called out at him and winked.
*****
Owari.rofl