Selena Gomez stole my haircut and I hate her for it because she's a zillion times cuter than me.

If you don't know who that is. . . don't worry about it. That probably just means that you're over the age of fifteen and/or actually have a social life.

I just went grocery shopping in five inch heels.

I'm kind of an idiot.

Hey, anyone wanna help me out with something?

My boyfriend and I have a small shot glass collection, glasses from different states. Does anyone outside New York/New Jersey wanna mail me a shot glass?

I so far have New York, New Jersey, Puerto Rico, Maryland, and Virginia.

I'm in Jersey ( Read more... )

I am finding myself nostalgic.
This time last year was so, so different.

You can't imagine how many times and for how long I sit here, with this big empty text box, searching for something to say. Something that makes sense outside of my head.

I haven't found it yet.

Wow, so Britney Spears' new album? Not only is it actually kinda decent music-wise. . . some of the songs are actually CLEVER. "If You Seek Amy"??? Priceless!