Everything's a little too shiny.

[lysacek_e]

My blue sweatshirt has a giant red heart on it. My backpack says "Evan" in multi-colored shiny plastic. My iPod says "I <3 Johnny" on the back in pink. The rings on my Olympic baseball hat are all sparkly. And to top it all off, I now have a pair of really blinged out boxers.

I think I know who stole the Bedazzler.