Sunday Morning....I can't even believe a church would actually send out a newsletter like this..HA.

[lysergicpuppy]

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the

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[qu33n0fh34rt5]

*cries* i cant believe how funny that is...is that referring to the church off of greenland?

[lysergicpuppy]

Honestly i'm not sure which church its referring to ...Wherever St.Mary's Catholic church is???...regardless I still found it funny as hell...

[unas]

That's a five-year-old satire, kiddo.

[lysergicpuppy]

Even if it were...it is still funny, and regardless everyone knows that the Catholic church does in fact have some warped ass views about "goths"...

[rok_n_roll_bish]

Wow...I guess I'm going to hell..

-Dances to music in a
provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest
in sex.-Masturbates -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca,
Hinduism and Buddhism.-Wears pins, stickers or
anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

That's that favorite part..

I'll see you all in hell biatches!

[lysergicpuppy]

Yeah..join the ranks, and burn in hell with us.

[rok_n_roll_bish]

WOOHOO I'M ALREADY THERE :D! JOINNNN MEEEEE :)!