Sarah Palin baby name generator

[lyttlefyre]

A friend sent me this link tonight. It's cute. Find what your name would be if you were born to Sarah Palin.

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

My answer was: if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be Speck Backfire Palin.

It sounds more like my "too many burritos" name.

Comments

[tazira]

I would be Lock Pepper Palin. And the Republicans would doll me up in really expensive clothes.

Yes

[lyttlefyre]

And I, poor Speck Backfire, would be THAT "family member whom is never talked about."

[anonymous]

Barack Obama --> Tarp Lazer Palin
Barack Hussein Obama --> Plate Jungle Palin

(or maybe reversed - can't remember now)

Jam --> Snowshoe Man Palin

The screening words I had to enter to make this comment were "Annoyance Vides" - sounds like another cracker spawn for Palin.

Hipness molecule - was that you?

[lyttlefyre]

Why jam?

Re: Hipness molecule - was that you?

[hipnessmolecule]

Yeh, dat wuz me. I forgots to log in.

Why Jam? I don't know - it popped into my head, and it ended up rhyming with "Snowshoe Man," which is about the only thing that would become a name or nickname in the real world, away from Palin-land.

By the way, it looks like Ted Stevens could well lose his election, leaving Palin without a Senate seat to covet for a while. Jeez, she makes Reagan look like Abe Lincoln, and George W. look like someone who actually studied some of the time in college.

My name is...

[hipnessmolecule]

Could I have the name "Xyzzyx"? (I think it's pronounced zizz-ix.)

I had a cousin who taught elementary school, and claimed that she taught kids named "Vasoline" and "Thermocouple". And this was maybe 40 years ago...