I'm tired

[lyttlefyre]

1:50am  - Up for half an hour and can’t get back to sleep so I turn on the light and grab a book from my nightstand

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[hipnessmolecule]

Life no longer involves getting sleep. You'll need to sneak some in a park where there are no cats.

There's a great chapter on napping in Bruce Jay Friedman's "The Lonely Guy's Book of Life," which I use to guide my life, along with the Mahabharata, The Urantia Book, and The Book of Mormon.

http://books.google.com/books?id=BL-R0hDga8UC&dq=isbn:0802138330

By the way, here's a riddle I got from somewhere:
Q: What has 4 legs and chases cats?
A: Mrs. Katz and her lawyer.