Someone needs to think of the children.

[lzrmcdoogal]

Some of the most advanced architecture on the planet comes from the deserts of Egypt.  Huge monoliths of stone and fancy pyramids loom in the sky, blocking the sun and, overall, being heavy and impressive.

But what are the pyramids?  Are they the remains of a civilization that worshiped triangles and three-dimensional prisms?  Are they huge stone

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[anonymous]

"I, Eggbert Thimbletyme, detest mummies. They are the scourge of the Earth, with their stupid gauze-wrapped faces and their immunity to sneezing. They are unhealthy, organ-less predators, and they all deserve to be shot into space; they could also be buried in the ocean, but odds are they would make a dramatic reemergence someday and come lurching up the coast of some vacation town and just, in general, cause panic. Therefore, in signing this petition, I insist that all mummies be eradicated."

[mightythor84]

If only Lincoln hadn't passed the 46th Amendment, giving them the right to vote and bear arms.

Goddamn Lincoln.

[thexenogenesis]

[dfj225]

Hummm, sounds like a job for Sally. Better get him on the Bat phone...