Satan mambo-mix or Dreaming magic stars of wonderousness in the icy pitts of my deathmetal soul

[lzt]

So I had this dream which I will retell as best I can to all of you, and yes I realize this is just a story that never really happened but just go with it, for once, fuck. You know, you think you're so fucking big, but you know what what it's not that hard to be big on the Internet what what with photoshop and all that. I mean, you can even resize

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[anonymous]

thats fantastic devon. this one time i had a dream that i was getting married in the woods, but my rival gang had been leaving symbols that it was coming soon and then i was in an abandoned radioactive site getting ready and looked in a mirror only to see myself wearing a powder blue tuxedo with a ruffly shirt... there was a monkey on a treadmill watching tv and people in big white hazmat suits slowly getting closer to the building...
i have a book on interpreting dreams, ill have to look up goats when i get home. i mean to utah.
fuck.

[n_n_nonpareil]

sorry, that was me

hmm...

[n_n_nonpareil]

goat: rutting masculine sexuality, or if a female goat, the fertility and procreative power; ability to climb, personally or socially; tough ability to survive difficulties; sometimes connected with repressed natural drives that become reversed or evil/ live when symboliding the devil or the animal drives or instinctive collective consciousness prior to ego development if connected with Pan; somebody butting into your life, or conflict with someone if the goat is attacking; surefootedness or meeting difficulties with ease; if you have kept goats it may well represent responsibility or caring. If you have bred them you might use the goat to depict your reproductive urges; in the Bible the goat represents the bad guys in the phrase "separating the sheep from the goats."

naturally, i think this means that you're evil and sexually repressed.

Re: hmm...

[lzt]

Sounds about right. I think also the fertility thing maybe.