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[m0lybdenum]

Two rhetorical questions (unless you can answer them):

WHY are the office people and I so diametrically opposed in everything we do?
WHY is there always someone peeing at the entrance of the shortcut home?

Bonus:
What are 400 rabbits hopping backward?

Comments

[axolotl_eyes]

1. They are ridiculous and were bred that way just to make your life exciting. Plain and simple.
2. Do you honestly expect him to make it all the way back to his house when he could urinate in the comfort of the small alleyway for the pretty gaijin to see?

Bonus:
I don't know but wait with breathless anticipation for the answer. It must be hilarious. It must.

<i>it is</<i>

[m0lybdenum]

I would have been so disappointed if no one wanted to know...

A receding hare line!

In the future I'm going to change it to 25 bunnies hopping backward. You know, to make it more realistic.

Re: <i>it is</<i>

[axolotl_eyes]

You tell the best jokes ever!

[m0lybdenum]

Oh we remembered another j-joke on the way home. Tell Aaron if you see him!

What's a jeweler's favorite fruit?
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... apples!