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[m0lybdenum]

I'm determined to grow my hair out ALAP*, so that when I make my triumphant return to the homeland everyone will say "oh your hair!" I can avoid that anticlimactic-half-inch-a-month-I see-you-every-day stuff altogether

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[tinydisasters]

mjbrewcsmnbducxnl* my hair is growing so painfuly slow, i want to punish it by chopping it off, so maybe when it grows back it will learn its lesson and grow super fast.

*i agree

[m0lybdenum]

I'm afraid my hair doesn't learn lessons. It only rebels, and I would be stuck at shoulder length forever.

[slow_learner]

nice acronym. i totally figured it out pre-asterix explanation.

[m0lybdenum]

Acronyms are my specialty! Who has time for full words these days, anyway?

i think we've talked about acronyms before.

[slow_learner]

OR aams! whtffwtda?

ha, you should do an entirely acronym post, have people guess what you said, and give an award for the most entertaining submission...

Re: i think we've talked about acronyms before.

[m0lybdenum]

aams? all about my sister?
whtfwtda? that's too advanced for me, mister.

[heyheyok]

long hair is soooo underrated

[m0lybdenum]

My hair dude should get that tattooed on his arm so when he reaches for the scissors I'll see it and remember to say ... "just a trim".