Whispering helps

[m0rn1n6w00d]

Wow. A real cute blonde who sits next to me in a class of mine talks nonstop, and very loudly. I don't know if she realizes how loudly she speaks sometimes; prime example... today half the room overheard her talking to a close friend of hers about how she got crabs from some random dude. Now tell me why I'm still jealous.

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[anonymous]

Thats actually the second time she has gotten crabs. The first time was with me, a drunken hooker from russia, and a mean tempered donkey.

Dan

[m0rn1n6w00d]

I've even more jealous now.