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[m0rtalw0mbat]

When I was a kid they tried to make me do these eye exercises and wear one of those fucking eye patches like a retarded pirate. They said If I didn't I would be blind by the time I'm 30.

Also when I was a kid they told me if I sucked my thumb I would end up with teeth like 'Goofy'.

I didn't do the exercises, I didn't wear the eye patch, and

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[m0rtalw0mbat]

lol lucky you dont have bulgy eyes that would suck, weird how it only lasts a certain period and then goes away...

I had to get plastic frames cos apparently one of the lenses is gonna be super fat... on well one day maybe I'll have the harry potter glasses of my dreams.

[m0rtalw0mbat]

my ultimate fear is not being able to see properly without glasses.
I am terrified of blindness, i would rather be deaf and never listen to my pod again than be blind.
*shudder*