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[m0therlove]

Jesus Christ, just when I thought I'd blown the brains out of enough mutant crabs for one lifetime.

Why does this shit always happen to me? Just my lot in life I guess.

Hey, I've been in the far north side of town but I'm heading south now. If there's anybody else out there, speak up. I'll be glad to hear another human voice.

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[cafedeinfierno]

Well, we all must play the roles we are assigned in this great play called the Universe. The playwright is a sadist indeed... just smile for the camera and it'll all go smoothly. That's one of my rules.

[m0therlove]

Yeah? Well I don't remember auditioning for this shit.

[cafedeinfierno]

We rarely ask for our roles, amigo, just as we don't control our cards in the eternal game of poker we find ourselves playing with the heavens.

[m0therlove]

That's when you learn to count cards.

[rocktothetoph]

'Sup.

[m0therlove]

Jesus, there's kids here too?

[rocktothetoph]

Yeah. Don't worry I'm perfectly capable of handling myself.

[m0therlove]

I didn't say you couldn't. But don't get in over your head, Miss Do-It-Yourself.

[talebeyonddeath]

Troubles like this before?

[m0therlove]

Oh, you have no idea, buddy.

[talebeyonddeath]

Oh?

[m0therlove]

Picture this, except in the middle of a forest and crawling with the fucking living dead. Flesh rotting off and bloodstained teeth and leeches trying to gnaw your face off the whole time.

At least the crabs make a good moving target.

[downtownmia]

A lot of us are further south, centered around the Villages.

[m0therlove]

Everybody's welcome I assume, Dollface?

[m0therlove]

Have you been outside?

[m0therlove]

They're giant. Fucking. Crabs. Who will bite and claw your goddamn head off. Don't go outside without a weapon.