Clash of the Titans in Fifteen Minutes

[cleolinda]

Before we start: I seem to be nominated for a thing! (And so are copperbadge and otterdance!) My name is misspelled, and Neil Gaiman will probably crush us all, but I've never been nominated for a thing before, so that's pretty awesome. Voting ends on--4/15, I think?

Comments

[wild_force71]

First comment W00T!

Brilliant. I can't even pick out a favourite part; they're all my favourite. Yay! ::Claps::

[infinityshark]

Your icon wins at life.

[wild_force71]

Thank you! I made it myself...one of the very few I made rather than snitched from someone else. :D

[la_petite_singe]

SOME MECHANICAL OWL: WHIRRRRRRRR click click?

DRACO: NO! *BOOT*

HEE. That was a genuinely funny scene, I have to admit. Just because that owl in the original was so rigoddamndiculous. I love it.

It was kind of cave-troll-like, wasn't it. My props to you for managing to find a screencap where it's actually scowling. Keep that up and you'll find yourself as an extra in Breaking Dawn, there, Kraky.

And seriously, WHERE WERE THE OTHER GODS?? Thanks for two seconds of Danny Huston, ya jackasses.

(LOL forever, as always.)

EDIT: WHOA SECOND! I am a baller! \o/

[cleolinda]

There are 400% more scenes of gods in the parody than in the actual movie, for real. Danny Huston was in the movie just long enough for me to get all clappy about it. : (

[la_petite_singe]

Yeah, that's true. :( I'm just a really huge Greek myth nerd and I LOVE Artemis and all that jazz, and the exact same thing happened in Percy Jackson (YES, THAT MOVIE WAS VERY SRS, JUST LIKE THIS ONE) and I was sad. I still say having all the gods up there all sparkly and bitching would have made Troy even more gloriously epic, but nooooo.

(And really, I stopped caring once Mads and Nicholas Hoult died. Your version was far more entertaining.)

[reannon]

And Siddig El Fadil as Hermes! I don't even know if he got to talk.

[redcoast]

Congradulations, Cleolilnda, on the nom.

[particle_person]

EEEE! NEW M15M! I haven't read it yet. *goes off to read*

[particle_person]

Sorry, got interrupted in mid-read by a vampire who wanted to talk books with me. It's hard to resist that kind of ploy, okay?
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ANYway.

The Sexual Tension Portion of the Movie
Made me laugh very very hard. The addition of rum to the M14 had nothing to do with it! (But really, even sober it would be pretty fucking funny. Not that I'm sober.)

[Now that the eclipse has started, you'd think they'd evacuate Argos, but there's eleventy thousand teenage girls rioting in front of the Odeon yelling something about a marble Adonis, I don't even know.]

Obligatory New Moon Reference: NOTED! Also: HEEE.

ZEUS: HEY LOOK, I BROUGHT IO BACK!

Really, he brought her back? Isn't that cheating? Oh well, she was hott, it's good.

I really enjoyed all the "IN 3D" jokes.
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You know, I'd say this was among the best M15s ever, but there have been so many I'm actually starting to forget some of them? Huh, well this was great anyway, especially toward the end. It wasn't just the rum.

[reynardine]

I mean, I guess they're brothers, because this kind of movie always has a couple of Hot Brothers.

Or cousins. Totally cousins.

[count_01]

Oh, yes. Totally cousins.