The Avengers in Fifteen Minutes

[cleolinda]

PREVIOUSLY ON: MOVIES IN FIFTEEN MINUTES: Prometheus.

HI.

Got a new feature here: the LJ "like" function, which seems to work more like Tumblr's reblog than stealing my stuff, so I tentatively endorse this; it's not the problem I have with people jacking entire entries and reposting them as their own work. ETA: Apparently the new LJ repost

Comments

[reynardine]

Brilliant! Well worth the wait!

(Thor's dialog doth slay me. Vikings gonna vike.)

[cho_malfoy]

So worth the wait. Your Nick Fury is my mental Nick Fury.

[la_petite_singe]

...why am I so fond of Selvig calling the Tesseract "she"? That cannot be good. But I find it stupidly charming. Also, "WHERE IS MY SUPER-SUIT"-esque!Fury is my actual favorite thing in the known universe. JSYK.

LOKI: Well, I convinced your precious Dr. Selvig to work on the Tesseract and, no thanks to you, I did climb out of that galactic abyss you threw me into--

THOR: I flung thee into no abyss, brother! THOU DIDST LET GO SEEMINGLY FOR NO REASON BUT TO MAKE ME FEEL REALLY REALLY BAD
AHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING TRUE. Are you forgetting Thor's Big No?? This jackass, I swear.

THOR: lol, thou mad
...new catchphrase for all of eternity; get ready, ONTD

[*FACE PUNCH*]
THE HULK: IS HULK FAVORITE MOVIE. *NOD*
*SCREAMING* Best brick joke ever? YES I THINK SO. \8D/

NATASHA: Bruce! Why didn't you just do that half the movie ago?!
THE HULK [SHRUGGING]: NOBODY ASKED HULK TO SMASH.
*DED* That's the best part! Because obviously he knows that won't actually kill him or defeat him in any way, so his point is literally just "oh my god, SHUT UP.

[cleolinda]

I did hear "puny god" the second/last time I saw it, but I had to listen very closely for it.

THOR: lol, thou mad
...new catchphrase for all of eternity; get ready, ONTD

I have to give credit to my friend Dayna (queenanthai); she trolled me with this

[runa27]

Oh! So I can thank you here then for finally providing an explanation for the chatter I've been reading about "Loki called her the C-word!". Because my initial reaction was "WUT. In a PG-13... I... shouldn't I have noticed that!?" Glad to see it was "in translation", I wondered if that was the case... because otherwise I would have clearly needed my hearing checked. The reason I never caught it is simply because I had never in my life heard the word "quim" before.

Coincidentally, I feel sooooo torn on this. Oh, archaic misogynyspeak, why must you sound so amusing to my modern ears?
I'm serious, I can't... I know "quim" is Ye Oldie Speak for the c-word, but it sounds so FUNNY if you don't know that. So do "harlot" (which makes me think of harlequins) and "trollop" (mushrooms!) and "strumpet" (possibly an edible musical instrument!). All terribly sexist, horrible words, and yet they're far, far too entertaining to say. *sigh*

[tabbyclaw]

"strumpet" (possibly an edible musical instrument!).

BRB, LOLing forever.

[la_donna_pietra]

Not seasons six and seven! NOOOOO!!

(Genius, madam.)

[such_heights]

LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW. EVERYTHING IS MY FAVOURITE.