Uhm...what?
I have been feeling fairly belligerent lately. Something is pissing me off.
I'm not sure if what's pissing me off is the fact that my grandpa ( who was one of the best men I've ever known), died about a year ago, on Valentine's day, no less.
It might be that coupled with the fact that I've been single for the past 8 years.
It might be that I'm ( Read more... )
I'm not sure if what's pissing me off is the fact that my grandpa ( who was one of the best men I've ever known), died about a year ago, on Valentine's day, no less.
It might be that coupled with the fact that I've been single for the past 8 years.
It might be that I'm ( Read more... )
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take lots of pictures so i can spleen-vent vicariously through you! :D
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ans how! yeah, you'd be totally screwed over in the big house.
no pun intended... *shudders*
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maybe, maybe not. my skill-set of improvisational weapons/ redneck engineering would probably be the one thing that would save me in the big house.
Do you know how to make a weapon out of a cigarette lighter and cellophane? Do you know how to get out of handcuffs? Do you know how to build a bomb with [redacted] cleaner? Do you know how butter can be used as a weapon?
Yes, I said butter. It can be used as a weapon, if you know how. And I don't mean throwing sticks of it as less-lethal. Or H&I.
If you have the training, and the intelligence, just about anything can be a weapon. It's not what I would call "pretty" but it can be done. Especially if Job #1 is accomplish your objective, period. No if's, and's, or but's.
JUST
GET
THE
JOB
DONE.
I know I've been an angry ass lately, but if you're a good girl, maybe I'll teach you how to use butter as a weapon.
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