Private/How often do you wash that damn outfitm1a1_loveOctober 25 2007, 16:36:08 UTC
You can't drive. You told me so last night. You can't fire a gun either, and you can't sneak proper. You're a total greenhorn. So what the hell would you do?
Private/A more relevant question'd be how often do I have to replace it 'cuz of bites and tears?pitfallenOctober 25 2007, 16:43:04 UTC
Well, so I haven't actually DRIVEN driven before, but I've been behind the wheel of an (automatic) automobile before. Wasn't even on purpose, either. Uh... Also, I can carry ammunition or supplies or something! Lessee, what else....
Well, alright, so I'm not that GREAT at sneaking, but I am good at getting the hell away, and I'm used to carrying other folks with me while doin' it! Who needs a getaway car when you got me?!
............. C'mon, I can't just sit around and do nothing!
Private/So do you use the shoulderpads to carry snacks or are they just therem1a1_loveOctober 25 2007, 16:52:23 UTC
Someone's got ADD and its cousin ADHD, don't they.
Sure you can. You just don't want to.
Pffth. Fine. Grab some shit to make the building more like a home. We don't have to pay rent, it's ours, no one can fucking argue with it. Grab some more supplies and stock up so we have plenty of ammo to slaughter some fuckwits later.
Fucking every one of those religious cockholes is gonna be at the one place, and you want to get in the middle of it when you fight best with a baseball bat. Yeah, that isn't retarded.
I'm out to go kill some fuckholes. You should probably stay out of the streets until it's safe to be higher than Rasputin's space-corpse again. Of course, you're fucking Raoul Duke, so I've got high odds you could find your fucking way out of the minotaur's labyrinth while shooting magic blood into your eyes the whole time.
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Well, alright, so I'm not that GREAT at sneaking, but I am good at getting the hell away, and I'm used to carrying other folks with me while doin' it! Who needs a getaway car when you got me?!
............. C'mon, I can't just sit around and do nothing!
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Sure you can. You just don't want to.
Pffth. Fine. Grab some shit to make the building more like a home. We don't have to pay rent, it's ours, no one can fucking argue with it. Grab some more supplies and stock up so we have plenty of ammo to slaughter some fuckwits later.
Fucking every one of those religious cockholes is gonna be at the one place, and you want to get in the middle of it when you fight best with a baseball bat. Yeah, that isn't retarded.
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